one day caesar went to the mall and got some sparkly darklys because they were fabulous and
he thought jojo would find them fab so he went home to show jojo
"hey jojo look what i got in the maaalll," said caesar in his lispy high school girl voice
jojo was overtaken by the glamglam sparkles and said "OHHH MY GOOOSH they are soooo
fabulouss! lets put them on eachothers clothesss!"
"well duh why else would i buy them joeyjojo hahahahahaha"
and so jojo and caesar put the sparkles on eachother to their fave song 'call me maybe' and
their clothes got really sparkly as well as their hair now they can fight evil with the
sarkles but today was not a fight day so they didnt fight with the sparkles
jojos tumtum rumbled in hunger
"hey caesar im really hungry we should get some taco bell tonight"
"aw yeah girl u know ur places" commented caesar
the two got on their kyoko sakura themed car and went to taco bell for some dorito tacos
when they got there they didnt go into the drive thru because they wanted to show off their
sparkles and people really liked it which was rad
the two sparkle buddies went up to the order person who had a stache which was hip and they
asked for two dorito tacos
"no sé inglés," said the cashier
"jojo what is he saying i dont speak pinata" asked caesar
"dont worry gorgeous i will handle this," supported jojo
jojo tried to ask for tacos again but he was talking in taco crunches and everybody was
staring at him like what the fuck
"¿qué estás diciendo que no comprendemos inglés" replied the cashier
jojo couldnt get the language right because well duh theyre in england or germany or
whatever they cant speak spanish so the two of them just said "taco"
the cashier understood and gave them two plain tacos
jojo and caesar sat down in the seats and took a few bites of their bland tacos and jojo
started going BUEAGHAKWKAHWHWAHKKDHGHGHHFH DSHDHHSHHHHHH and passed out and caesar started
being speedwagoi but then he did the same thing and bammed on the floor
the cashier stared down at the bodies and started laughing and he took off his stache and
it was dIO AGAIN
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