"Hello, fans. My name is Randy Marsh and you are watching Daze of Reality. This is a show where we bring in twenty local South Park residents and divide them into five teams. These teams will then compete against each other in rigorous challenges that will not only test their agility and strength, but as well as their mental capacity! Now, before we get to the fun part, let's meet our teams.
First let's take a look at Team Red Cow. This fabulous team's captain is a man by the name of Stan Marsh. Stan got his devilishly handsome good looks from his father and is a whiz at sports. Although he isn't the brightest at the books, he will always crush the competition when it comes to good ole fashion brawn. Also joining on his team is Charlotte Mayther, a girl who moved to South Park around the time we were invaded by drones. She is loyal to the South Park community and always sticks up for those she loves. Another great competitor on this team is the fabulous Wendy Testaburger. This young woman has a knack for making men vomit. Not only from her good looks but as well as her fighting skills. Although she may be a bit of a huge bitch, she will do anything it takes to win. The only downfall to this team is its last member by the name of Butters Stotch. Immersed in literature and comic books, Butters is a kindred soul who only gets remotely dangerous when transformed into Captain Chaos. However, even as this other persona, he still has never done serious damage to anyone. Good thing… or not? We'll find out!
Our next team are the Green Otters. This team has a sweet Jewish leader by the name of Kyle Broflovski. He's always the voice of reason, but can get pretty fired up when the time is right. This red head will not be a force to mess with. Next up in this team is the curly haired blond, beautiful, bootylicious Bebe Stevens. Bebe is all about looks and getting some head—I mean, getting ahead, sorry. She can flirt her way through competition like no other. Accompanying this team is another blond with a twitchy mind. Tweek Tweak is a boy who can't live without his coffee. Always paranoid, he can out run the best of them when threatened. Last but not least, we have Token Black. We were told we had to add some diversity to the show so… yeah. Token is almost a perfect man. His respect and regard towards others makes him shine in this competition.
Now we're on to the Cyan Jellyfish! This… well put together team is led by Eric Cartman. A natural born leader, Eric is known to do literally anything to get his way. Our next member on the team is Red… um… Red! This lady of fire is a sweetheart who knows how to talk and lie her way out of any situation she feels uncomfortable in. Although she supposedly has no last name, she stands out here by being a real iron fist for Sir Eric Cartman. Pip Pirrup follows behind Red in his knickers and bows as he offers virtually nothing to this team. Duly noted, he is a fire storm at dodgeball. Who knows how this will play in competition? Lastly we have Timmy Burch. He is known as being talented at singing as well as being well spoken of his feelings. This team may have a chance with this one.
Second to last team, we have the Magenta Platypuses… Platypi?… Platypuses! This team is led by a certain orange-clad gentleman known as Kenny McCormick. Although physically fit and always in mint condition, this boy has an affinity for death that could serve as a plague for these pussies—platypussies, that is. Pairing nicely with this captain is none other than Craig Tucker. This raven haired lad is actually kind of terrifying. Every time I see him in public, he throws up the infamous middle finger to ruin people's day. Last person on this team is Harmony Mathis. This girl has been kept in the shadows and forests of South Park her whole life and just recently joined the real world. Of course to truly orient her with the real world, I pulled her to be in a reality TV show. Will her wolf mentality pair well in a team environment? OH, we also have Scott Malkinson on this team. He has diabetes and a lisp.
Finally, we have reached our final team. The Gray Llamas are led by Clyde Donovan. Although he is the only leader who isn't one of my Stanley's best friends, he is still going to be a valued member of this show. Clyde has the money to make sure things go his way, but will money help him out here in the wilderness? Heidi Turner compliments this leader by being a girl who stays involved with her inner self. She is one with nature, and can sense the dangers lurking ahead in this new television show. Clyde's best friend, Kevin Stoley is consequently on this team with him. He is your typical asshole who doesn't care about feelings. This could be a good advantage for this team competition-wise. Lastly, we have Jimmy Valmer, who can perhaps cheer… or distract anyone with his fabulous, side-cramping jokes.
Now that you've met the players, it's time to play the game. Tune in next week at 8:00pm EST on FFNET for our first real challenge."
AN:
Hey, guys! This is going to be my first multi-chaptered FanFic on here, so I hope you guys enjoy and I'm going to try to update often. A few things I want to note is that this is most likely going to have multiplepointof views from the team members. This is to make sure that all characters of the show will be represented. Another thing is: There's a lack of girls in the South Park world so I did add Charlotte and Harmony as two OC characters. I'd love to hear any feedback, and maybe any pairings you'd like to see ;) Because right now, I'm not sure who I wanna pair up with who. I am going to listen to feedback and incorporate into the story, so let me know!
Loveyall