This dreadful rhyme is about three children now each called an orphan
and in their miserable life and all of it's misfortune
In this peom you will find woe and despair
about each child and their parents care
But sadly it ended up all in a fire
with one evil man and his desiar
Each child had their own special things that they did
Violet was the finest fourteen inventer at that I would bid
She would tie up her long brown hair
There was always something and she was always there
Klaus liked to read and he did it very well
Ask him a question and he could always tell
Sunny liked to bite with her teeth very large
And with her teeth she used great charge
It started when they were all on that beach
Then the two oldest Bauldalaires heard the youngest one screach
They each turned around to see a foggy face
It was Mr.Poe talking with much disgrace
They turned to each other and each shed a tear
When in the back of their minds they suffered of fear
The banker took them to live with him for a day or a week
It was quite disasterous that I wish not to speak
But after that they moved in with an actor
this was the most terrible, aweful, miserable factor
This Count tried to steal of thier fortune
Please just stop here before more misfortune
He tried to Ms. Violet Bauldalaire
It was no doubt the wort possible pair
But he was caught
and the authority they faught
But alas he was not found
And the Bauldalaires were astound