(A/N: I wrote this for my lovely older sister MoonaBeam or "sir-M-smarty106"'s birthday awhile back and am now posting it. So enjoy. It's totally pointless and a crack-fic. My sister almost died laughing when she read it for the first time.)
(Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.)
~Birthday Wishes.~
Naruto stalked down the street whistling softly under his breath. His head bent down as he continued on his way.
Up ahead Sasuke hopped down into the street from one of the rooftops, his lips parting as he sighed an annoyed breath as his hands started shaking as he raised them toward the sky.
"Happy..." He sang.
Suddenly the doors to the surrounding buildings slammed opened, the rookie nine running out doing jazz hands.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MOONA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MOONA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"
Hinata and Naruto spun around holding hands, smiling happily at each other.
Sasuke twirled a squealing Sakura.
Neji pecked Tenten on the cheek.
Lee flipped over, doing a crazy series of cartwheels and back flips and handstands.
Shikamaru stood frozen as Temari kissed him on the lips!
Ino hugged Sai, who stood equally as frozen as Shikamaru.
Choji laughed as he threw a chip into his open mouth.
Shino sulked in the corner.
Akamaru and Kiba glared at the Dog-Food cake, then suddenly dive head first into the giant cake.
The End.
(A/N: LOL! Review!)