It was that time of year again. The time of year that, Harry Potter, the boy who lived hated more than any other day of the year. It was valentines day and unfortunately this year it was on a Thursday. This meant that there were girls pouncing on him wherever he went. In truth Harry didn't like girls, he was very gay. He kept telling everyone on a regular basis that he wasn't interested in girls but no one paid him any heed.
The fifteenth owl landed in front of him with yet another letter. He removed the letter then burnt it with a wave of his wand. "Really Harry! Aren't you going to read any of them at all?" asked Hermione putting out the small fire with her wand. "No" said Harry with a sigh. He looked around the great hall at all the happy couples. His eyes wandered over to the Ravenclaw table and found Cho gazing at Neville. Harry shuddered. Cho was the reason that Harry turned gay in the first place. Basically things were getting hot and heavy and all of a sudden she had her mouth over his manhood and started sucking. This would have been fine and dandy if she hadn't bitten and had scraped her teeth over his sensitive skin. The experience still haunts him and he shuddered once again. Ron tutted, got out his wand and opened the wizard messenger (N.B. Wizard messenger is like MSN messenger or Yahoo Messenger except it is stored in their wands and is thought operated). "Ron! You know what will happen if you are caught using that!" said Hermione shrilly. Ron looked around and put his wand under the table "I know I know! I just wanted to check my messages" he muttered. "Well well well, why are you looking at wizard messenger Weasley?" said a cold stern voice. Ron, knowing he was caught, looked around into the sneering face of Snape. Ron spluttered for an excuse. "20 points from Griffindor" said Snape coldly walking out of the hall. Herminone had a satisfied smile on her face. Harry sighed and set fire to another letter. He glanced over at the Slytherin table where Malfoy sat surrounded by girls. Harry Frowned, was it him or was Malfoy ignoring them on purpose? He got up, said goodbye to Ron and Hermione and went back to his tower.
Walking back to his tower he heard some moans. "Probably just one of the ghosts" he muttered to himself. As he turned onto a deserted corridor the moans got louder. "What IS that?" he muttered. There was a door to an empty classroom that was ajar. Not wanting to be seen, Harry peeped at the small window set in the door. The room was bare, apart from a few tables which two people on. Harry's eyes widened. It was Seamus and Hannah having sex on the tables. Harry couldn't help feeling a little turned on by Seamus's obvious pleasure. Seamus climaxed and Hannah let out a loud moan of pleasure. Seamus's seed ran out of Hannah and onto the floor. Harry quickly realized that he shouldn't be there watching this and sped off down the corridor and through the portrait to his common room.