Columbia goes to the dentist
By magentalover
Disclaimer- I do not own RHPS, any characters from RHPS, or a dentist/dentist office. Richard O'Brien does- two out of three at least.
A/N Here's a reward for waiting for me to update. PLEASE Review :D
"Columbia Anaslong." Riff Raff said to the dentist hygienist signing Columbia in.
Columbia sat between Riff Raff and myself fidgeting more like a three year old than a twenty three year old. After about twenty minutes of waiting in the hideously colored office complete with dusty plants and an empty aquarium, a lady in obnoxious scrubs walked out.
"Columbia?" she asked clearly confused by her name, waiting in the doorway.
"Bye guys." said a shaky Columbia. As she reached the doorway she turned and looked at me with pleading eyes. I smiled reassuringly at her.
Once she disappeared behind the office doors I moved over to take her place and lent against Riff's strong shoulders. Frank made us both work all night while he and Columbia played with his newest "guest" Eddie. Luckily we didn't just "work" while we prepared Frank's bridal suite. I started to drift into a light slumber when I heard screams.
"Ahhhhhh!" we ran into the office to find Columbia kicking and screaming frantically.
"Columbia we just need an X-ray!" said one of the hygienist holding a harmless piece of, well, who knows.
"Could you two help us restrain your friend here?'" she pleaded.
In reply Riff Raff grabbed both of her legs and I clutched her hand. "Vhis is no vay to behave yourself Columbia!" I whispered in her ear.
"Okay Columbia just bite down on the card and stay still and you'll be done." the dental hygienist begged, "Ouch! The card not me! OK everyone out... No not you Columbia!"
The woman pressed a buzzer looking thing taking the x-ray. She walked over to Columbia to remove the card and lead vest. "Okay your done Columbia." she said relieved pointing to the door to the waiting room. We walked out followed by a different woman who was holding the x-rays.
"Good news!" she said handing a lollipop to Columbia, who grabbed it and cowarded behind me- which I found hilarious because I was a head shorter than her-, "No cavities! We'll see you in six months for a cleaning dear."
We proceeded out of the Denton Dentistry office to the pick up truck.
"Glad that's over!" I said hoping in the truck squeezing over for Columbia
"Marhmm" She agreed not bothering to take out her sucker.
"Yeah...,but tomorrow I have to take you two to get shots." Riff Raff said quietly.
"VHAT!" "What!" we shouted simultaneously whipping to face him making him jump.