Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like when Remus, Sirius, James (and Peter) where students? Years one through seven of the Marauder's years at school. DO NOT read if you haven't read the third HP book. Be ready to laugh, a lot.

Disclaimer:

Rei: Sei, I'm too tired, will you do the honors?

Sei: Rei doesn't own the Marauders, he wishes he did so he could publish this but we all know he'd never make it past the editors anyway Bang ouch, what was that for? Anyways he also doesn't own Hogwarts, Dumbledore, Snape, etc. He does however own this story and it's ideas, and Lassie (no, not the dog, his laptop) and if I make one more wisecrack I'll probably be locked in the closet (hahaha, sorry, no jokes) and that's all....

Rei: Thank you Sei...I think....So...I know I'm not good at writing intros but this is the prologue/warning for MMU.

DO NOT read this story IF:

Û You dislike laughing your head off

Û You haven't read the third Harry Potter book

Û Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and James Potter are not characters you like

Û Peter Pettigrew is your fav. character & you can't stand to see him made fun of every chapter...

Û You don't like long stories

Û You aren't willing to wait a while for a new chapter

Û You dislike creativity

Û You like sad, depressing stories

This story is rated E for Everyone (hahaha...)

So, Now that that is taken care of, it will be a week before the first four chapters are up but chapter one should be up VERY soon. Please bear with my slowness, it takes a while for me to type the story up...

Sincerely,

R.J.L

Rei: Reviewers get ice cream!

Sei: but I like cookies....

Rei: -- Fine, reviewers get ice cream AND cookies

Sei: YAY

Rei: Why do I put up with you

Sei: Because I live with you and you have to?

Rei:.... locks Sei in the closet

Sei: how many times are you going to do that to me???

Rei: However many it takes...

Sei: .... On to chapter one!

Chapter ½

Remus Lupin gave an exasperated sigh glancing at his ticket. He was standing in the middle of a rather large train station, and while there were plenty of muggles around he could ask for help, they would most likely think he was crazy. He was standing between platforms nine and ten trying to figure out how he was supposed to get onto platform 9 and ¾. "Come on Peter, if you're scared, just run, honey, I promise you it'll be fine but you're going to be late!" Remus turned around to look at where the voice was coming from to see a boy his age and what appeared to be his mother standing in front of one of the columns. Seeing their baggage he guessed they were not muggles (the wand sticking out of the other boys pocket was a big clue) and went up to them nervously. "Excuse me, but I was wondering if you could help me, I can't figure out how to get onto platform 9 and ¾ and I'm afraid I'll miss the train soon..." Remus asked the other boy's mom a little nervously. She smiled at him knowingly. "Of course dear, it's my son Peter's first time here as well. You just go through this column here, by the way where are your parents?" she asked looking around. Remus shifted uncomfortably "They uh...couldn't make it. Busy with work. Thank you for your help!" he added cheerfully. "Peter is it?" Remus asked, getting a slight nod from the smaller boy. "Remus Lupin, it's nice to meet you, we should probably get going or we will miss the train." Remus smiled and picked his bag up again, heading toward the column. Peter's mom smiled, "Bye honey, have a good year, write lots! You have a good year too Remus, you two better stay out of trouble!" She added as an afterthought as the two boys stepped through the column.