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Jack: What are you writing this time? Not my thoughts again?
Deli06: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Jack: What then?
Deli06: Its about you singing...
Jack: Singing what?
Deli06: ABBA... Which I do not own.
Jack: You also don't own Doctor Who or the wonderful me (points to himself)
Deli06: True, true....
"Where's Jack" The Doctor asked Rose. "We have to get going."
"Ummm…Doctor I think he is in the guest bedroom" Rose answered.
"I'll just check" The Doctor replied. As he played with the computer screen Rose crossed the TARDIS over to where the Doctor was standing.
Jack popped up on the screen dancing around the guest room.
"Yep, you're right Rose." The Doctor stated.
"Stating the obvious" Rose said, rolling her eyes. "Wait, what is he doing?"
"He is obviously dancing" The Doctor replied, rolling his eyes. "Do we want to turn the sound on?"
"Of course." Rose answered as she lent into the screen attentively.
Half past twelve
And I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone
How I hate to spend the evening on my own
Autumn winds
Blowing outside my window as I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom
"What is he doing?" Rose asked, looking very disturbed.
"Ummm…I think he is singing. Wait, I think he is singing and dancing." The Doctor answered, disgusted and wanting to look away, but he wasn't able to draw himself to turn off the sound and switch off the screen.
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
"Yuck…awful thought. I think we should stop watching." Rose said very disturbed and emotionally scarred for life.
Jack continued to dance. He was so unaware of himself being watched, and every awful dance move and every awful note showed that.
Movie stars
Find the end of the rainbow, with a fortune to win
It's so different from the world I'm living in
Tired of T.V.
I open the window and I gaze into the night
But there's nothing there to see, no one in sight
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
"This is actually very Jack." The Doctor said. "And is actually quite funny. We tell him to stop flirting with everyone and here he is dancing and singing to himself."
Rose started giggling. "You're right doctor."
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight...
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight...
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
"Wait, he's leaving, oh dear," Rose whispered.
"Turning off" The Doctor said as he completed the action.
"Hey guys, are we taking off yet, flying through time and space?" Jack asked as he entered the main room of the TARDIS.
"Yeah, sure." The Doctor said, as Rose and he began laughing.
"What's so funny?" Jack asked as he stepped away from them.
"Nothing really Jack, and trust us, after midnight your not likely to get a man on this TARDIS" Rose answered laughing as the Doctor stepped away from Jack and sat on the seat on the other side of the TARDIS.
"Oh no." Jack said, slowly sinking onto the floor of the TARDIS.