I realize I am starting out with random pairings but they're kinda fun to write about. Baka to Test was a pretty hilarious anime as everyone reading this should know. Anyway, we move onward to a random pairing that has not been in fanfiction since…idk…land before time?

The scratching of paper.

A few sweat drops.

The rolling of a pencil to play chance.

These are the things Akihisa Yoshi does to try and pass a test. He was going to try harder than ever on this test. That way, no one else was going to call him the Idiot among Idiots. Especially Yuuji, he couldn't take it anymore. For once in his poor and degrading life, he was going to win something for once.

Of course, that doesn't mean it always works.

Once the multiple-choice answers were finished, there was an essay part. An ESSAY PART. Striker Sigma V isn't going to be able to help Yoshi now. Akihisa stared at the lined sheet of paper. He has never been good at writing essays or writing in general. Maybe he was an Idiot among Idiots.

"No, that's loser-talk!" thought Akihisa, "I going to prove to everyone that I can do this!"

He stared at the test question and began to write. He was going to put all of his heart and soul into this one until it oozed awesome! He scribbled the words the words down faster than he could see them. He blazed through page after page, writing furiously. He used katakana because it was easier to write. He was going to pull out all the stops if was going to finish this test. And he did. And the bell rang.

"5 PERCENT!" screamed Iron Man.

Akihisa was stuck in the seiza position with Iron man hitting him on the head with shinai.

"The one time I ever thought you were serious on a test, you flunk it! I'm surprised you haven't been expelled for your impudence!"

"I was trying! Really Hard too! I studied my butt off for this test but I still got zip. Essays are stupid."

"Honestly Yoshi, I think it's just you becoming stupider as time goes on! You're going to need a lot of help if you're going to pass the next exam…and life"."

Ahikisa looked down at the ground, completely disheartened. He tried really hard, but he was still stuck at the bottom of the barrel. He felt like poop.

Iron Man sighed. "Yoshi, if you are serious about getting higher scores, I can help you."

Akihisa looked up delighted. "You're going to give me the answers?"

"No, you idiot! I'm going to get you a tutor! Preferably, one who can handle your disease of stupid! After school in Room 1-F. And don't be late." Iron Man strolled off in a quiet rage.

"Damn, a tutor? Sucks to be you, dude." coolly replied Yuuji.

After the test, Akihisa, Yuuji, and Kouta went up to the rooftop to enjoy lunch and forget the pressures of school. Obviously, it wasn't working out.

"I feel like I'm going to be stuck in high school forever… or until I'm 30 or something. I was studying with my sister hovering above my head. It was a life or death situation! But I still failed." muttered Akihisa.

"Maybe this tutor thing would be good for you dude. You never know if they might really bring in someone who can cure your stupidity. What do you think, Kouta?" said Yuuji.

"Hmm…" mumbled Mutsurini as he tried to fix the lens of his camera. It had been broken by Yuuko after she found him in the girl's locker room…for the third time that day.

Obviously they weren't going to get an answer out of him. That camera was his pride and joy and he was going to finish that before anything else. As they ate their food, Akihisa realized he forgot to get something to drink.

"Hey guys, I'm going to the vending machine. Can you give me some money?" asked Akihisa. He was running low on funds because of the new generation of porn comics.

Yuuji flicked him two 500 yen coins. "Get me a Cola while you're at it."

Mutsurini took out his wallet and gave him a few 100 yen coins. "Just some water, thanks."

Akihisa nodded and rushed to go down the stairs.

When he left, Yuuji turned to Kouta.

"You have a juice pouch right there. Why do you need water?"

"Revenge for the camera. If someone takes away my freedom of press, they answer to the art of Ninjutsu…"

Akihisa ran to the vending machine area and found Minami and Himeji talking about something on a nearby bench. "It's probably girly stuff like makeup and bras…like Minami needs one of those" thought Akihisa. As he neared the machine, he saw a familiar sight of flowing purple hair and focused eyes.

"Hey Kirishima-san" said Akihisa as he neared where the girl was standing. The girl's vibrant purple eyes turned to face him. "Oh, hello Yoshi. How are you doing?" she replied. Her smooth, pearl white skin had a great contrast with her Indigo shaded hair and slight blush. Wait…blush? She must be thinking of Yuuji when he came by; she does love him after all.

"I'm doing not too great actually…well more like the usual. How about you?" said Akihisa, his voice quivering. He doesn't usually talk to Shouko a lot, maybe only once or twice every so often. It felt… weird. Maybe it was because Yuuji wasn't next to her.

Shouko nods. "I'm fine." Akihisa puts the money into the machine and gets two Colas and a bottle of water. "If you're wondering where Yuuji is, he's on the rooftop with me and Mutsurini. Would you like to join him?" asked Akihisa. Shouko was always more open around Yuuji, a light-hearted romance that made him laugh on the inside because of Yuuji's eternal torture.

Surprisingly, Shouko shook her head. "Not today. I need to take care of some things for my duty as class representative and extracurricular activities. See you around, Yoshi." She strolled off to the main building. Akihisa was confused. Why didn't she skip that for Yuuji? She does it most of the time. And why does she leave the suffixes out of his name?

"Hey, Akihisa-kun!" "Aki!"

Akihisa turned around to see Himeji and Minami right behind him. "Whoa! Hey guys didn't see you there."

"What were you talking about with Kirishima-san?" the both inquired.

Akihisa pondered and said, "Nothing much. I asked her if she wanted to meet Yuuji on the rooftop but she declined…" He still found it to be pretty weird. Usually, nothing can get between her and her childhood love.

"Yea, I heard she's been acting like that for a week now. I wonder what's wrong." said Himeji.

"Ah Himeji-san, you're so kind. ~" said Akihisa blissfully.

Minami raised a fist. "What's that supposed to mean, Aki?"

Akihisa turned to her and was pulled into a Boston Crab. "What, I'm not a pure and beautiful angel? Well excuse me for having sagging flesh packets!"

Himeji looked sad and offended.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the scream could be heard around the world.

When Akihisa came back to the rooftop, Kouta took the water and went down the stairs. Yuuji caught his Cola and started chugging it. Akihisa just looked at his and put it on the ground.

"Hey Yuuji, is there something wrong with Shouko? She seemed…off when I was talking to her by the vending machine." He said simply.

Yuuji stopped drinking his beverage and looked at the sky for a minute. He then replied, "Sorry, Akihisa, I don't know what's with her either. She hasn't been stalking me like usual anymore. I'm starting to get worried." Pushing aside the fact that Yuuji is missing his stalker, Akihisa thought about it for a moment, but then found it weird he was pondering it in general. He never really talked or knew about Shouko until she was introduced to the group by Yuuji. They have only talked twice, at the pool when he told her to play "Water Devil" with Yuuji and when she told him where to find Himeji after the Halloween battle with the seniors. Why was he noticing now? Akihisa decided to push that thought out of his mind and eat the rest of his bento.

The afternoon classes roll over slowly, giving Akihisa time to play around in the back of the class. However, he couldn't stop thinking about Shouko's weird behavior. Maybe it was hormones? Nah, then she would be smothering Yuuji to death. Maybe she had family problems? No, she would try to comfort herself by clinging to Yuuji more. No matter how much he thought, he just couldn't find a solution. He thought throughout the day until the bell woke him from his daze. He looked around the room to see people leaving.

"Well, I'm going. See ya Akihisa." said Yuuji.

"Goodbye, Akihisa!"

"Later Akihisa!"

"Bye Aki!"

"See you tomorrow, Akihisa-kun!"

Akihisa continued to pack up until he felt like he forgot something. He remembered Iron man's promise for a tutor and sat at his desk (orange box) to wait. He was already in Class 1-F, so the tutor was coming to him. He twiddled his thumbs, pulled out his PFP and started playing a video game. He was ten minutes in when he heard the door open to his right side. He turned and saw…

…Shouko in front of the doorway. She stared at him with a face of confusion and looked around the room. "Hey Kirishima-san, if you're looking for Yuuji, he already left" Akihisa replied swiftly.

Shouko shook her head. "No, I'm not looking for Yuuji today. I was told to help a student who was having problems with their test results. Akihisa felt blood and a bunch of sexy images of SHouko in teacher attire rush to his head. He stood up with his eyes wide. "EEEEHHHH! You're my Tutor!" Shouko looked at him and Akihisa noticed that she had a shocked expression as well… along with a heavy amount of red tinting her face.

Well, that is chapter one of this weird story I had made up in the back of my head. Though I'm not surprised that there are no fanfics for this pairing, I found it interesting that I'm the first to write about them. I feel like a pioneer. ^U^…