TWILIGHT MANIACS
Here's something slightly more cheerful. I wrote this mainly to blow off some steam from school and life. I remember watching the show "Animaniacs" in my early youth, and I loved it to pieces.
I promise, I'll try to be a bit more mellow with my anti-Twilight stuff from now on. I won't say I'll stop writing it altogether, of course, but I won't shove it down your throats right and left, either. And while this is meant to be humorous, there are true stories of people getting beat up because of some loony Twilight fan (and vice versa), and the real stories are not so funny.
Animaniacs © Steven Spielberg and Warner Bros. Television
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer
Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
Watch out for Twilight maniacs
'Cause they're zany to the max!
No one's safe when they're around
Better get out of town
They're Twilight maniacs!
They're full of Twilight madness
From their heads down to their toes
Say one bad word about it
And they'll punch you in the nose
They'll kick you and they'll beat you
Till you're just black and blue
It ain't no lie
You can't deny
Those guys are plain cuckoo!
They're Twilight maniacs
And those folks don't take no flak
So, if you value your neck
Better start running like heck!
The Twilight maniacs!
When it comes to Twilight goonies
There is really nothing worse
Especially when they sock you
With a big, brick-loaded purse
You'll never walk the same way
Or sit down comfortably
It sounds absurd
But take my word
'Cause that's what befell me
They're Twilight maniacs
And they're all on the attack!
You won't think it's a joke
When they've got you by the throat
They're Twilight crazy
Totally insane-y
Cockamamie
Twilight maniacs
Those are the facts!