A/N not mine, I own nothing but the plot.
I was told about a youtube video called
Terrifying but Tragically true tale of Trevor's Trapped Tesitcle.
Fair warning, make sure your mouth is free of all liquids and food items. I can not be held responsible for any ruined electronics if you watch the video.
Let's have a little fun with Morelli and Santos, shall we?
Man VS. Plastic Chair
We were all gathered for the outdoor concert before the fireworks. Rangeman is providing security and plastic lawn chairs for everyone to sit in. Ranger and the TPD had given us all permission to dress down and wear shorts in deference to the heat. What we didn't know was that the chairs were planning an attack.
I was sitting next to Beautiful and Ranger was eyeballing me. I guess he didn't want me to flirt with his wife. When I heard Steph start to laugh, I looked up. There stood Morelli in cut off shorts that looked like daisy dukes and a T-shirt that was now a belly shirt. I let go with a cat call whistle.
"Fuck off, Santos! I had a laundry problem," he yelled.
I laughed as I watched him sit down and saw one of the boys escape their confines and slid down between the slits of the chair. I couldn't hold back my bark of laughter. This was gonna be priceless when he stands up. I pointed it out to Ranger and Steph, their eyes bugged out of their heads.
Soon the music began. We were all enjoying ourselves listening to the symphony play. They had a singer come put to do the national anthem and we were all asked to remove our hats and rise.
This was is, the moment I had been waiting for. I held back from standing immediately. I watched as Joe stood quickly and let out the highest pitch scream I ever heard. I about fell over watching him struggle to get his boy unstuck from the plastic chair. His face was purple and the fire and rescue squad came running. I am laughing even harder when they tell him that they are going to have to cut the chair away from him.
Ranger and Steph were laughing so hard they both had tears rolling down their faces. They finally got him unstuck and gave him and ice pack. They advised him to sit on the grass if he was going to dress like that.
I watched as his mother smacked him upside the head, chewing him out for being an embarrassment.
Soon everything calmed down and we were asked to remove our hats and stand once again for the national anthem.
As I stood I felt extreme pain in my lower half. I couldn't hold back the whimper that came out of my mouth. Turns out that I had the same problem as Morelli. Ranger and Steph looked over at me and saw what was wrong. Steph was on the ground laughing and crying. Ranger was bent over trying to catch his breath.
I tried to get away again, but the family jewels were having nothing to do with it. Soon the were cutting me out of the chair as well.
"They...both...have...hairy monkey balls!" I heard Steph gasp out.
"Fucking lawn chairs!" I shout as I put the ice pack on my crotch.
A/N to the guest reviewer who told me about this, THANK YOU! I laughed so hard I snorted and almost peed myself. This ones for you!