We will now meet a much more sinister side of Yuki that never really existed and probably never should. The date is February 14 and ladies, you know what that means!! But the Sohma men are not looking forward to this chocolaty event. Particularly Kyo who is fleeing for his life? Thankfully this holiday only comes once a year but…what will happen to the people responsible for waking Yuki?

THE REVENGE OF VALINTINES DAY!

Chapter 1

Yuki woke up abruptly to the sound of a thousand elephants stampeding up the stairs. Yuki was normally a heavy sleeper but this noise had awoken him from his peaceful state and had put him in a most foul mood. What was to become of the people responsible for all the ruckus? Yuki stumbled down the stairs in a half-awake half-asleep way and had miraculously not missed a single step. He had successfully avoided the wall at the bottom of the stairs and continued to proceed into the kitchen. But that was where his luck had run out for a much worried Kagura was standing before him, arms outstretched, eyes closed and ready for an embrace, and he aimlessly-but unavoidably- crashed into her. "KYOO-KUN!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK TO ME!!! O-otto! Yun-chan! You're up!" Kagura said surprised, "I'm sorry I thought you were Kyo!" Kagura may not seem to be the smartest person but looks can be deceiving and though she has a very on track mind, Kagura knew full well you were not to get into Yuki's way in the morning. She began to hope that he would just keep walking by but there was no such luck. Yuki stood there with a blank expression, never moving, never blinking, just staring. He stood like that for a while before he suddenly moved. 'If she's here than the noise I herd must have been…' and with that thought, moved in a graceful fashion-though still half dead-up the stairs to the Cat's quarters, murder on his mind.

'She's here, she's here, she's here, she's here, she's here, she's here, she's here, she's here, she's here…' while Kyo was chanting this discouraging thought of Kagura about in his head nothing else seemed to matter. He had to get away! He had to flee! He had to do something! He couldn't just wait around for her to find him! Lasts years Valentines Day experience was still fresh in his mind and being dragged along for another double date with that Rat was not Kyo's idea of fun. In fact, spending any time with Kagura was considered torture. Especially after she forced him to eat her chocolate! Although…he was pretty sure he would rather spend time with Kagura than Yuki if it absolutely came down to it. NO, NO, NO!!! Spending time with either of them would be endless torture! He had to do something! 'I know!' he thought, 'I'll go on a journey! And this time there will be no dang teacher here to stop me!' Kyo began to thrash his belongings into a small duffle bag preparing to head to Shishous with only the only thoughts of 'she's here, she's here, she's here, she's here, she's here…'running through his mind. He had to hurry up before she got through the door and entered his room!

KAA-BAM!!!! 'AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S HERE!!!!!' Kyo jumped so high that he hit his head on the ceiling. "Kagura I can explain-" he started not daring to look at 'her' in his doorway.

"I'm…going…to…KILL YOU!!!!!!"

Kyo slowly began to crank his head around his shoulder to find…

"EEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YUKI!!!!!!!"

To describe Yuki's face at that moment is impossible for it was so full of rage the term 'if looks could kill' comes to mind; only Yuki's look would have caused a nuclear explosion. He was now fully awake and ready to get revenge for his early waking.

"You woke me up this morning Kyo. I will show no mercy!"

And before Kyo even realized what was happening Yuki lunged at him!