It's me Bran The Man. And here's my 2nd story for Fanfiction. Teen Titans……….I remember watching this series on Cartoon network…Then it just stopped….I wonder why? But anyway…I'm usually obsessed with writing stories based off Anime series…But I've decided to write about different things. Blah blah blah….I know….I know….here's the story…..
"It's a Fool's Game"
Chapter 1
"Don't answer the door"
(The Teen Titans theme song plays)
When there's trouble
You know who to call
TEEN TITANS!!!
From their tower
They can see it all
TEEN TITANS!!!
When there's evil
On the attack
You can rest knowing
They got your back
Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol
TEEN TITANS, --
"DIE!!!"
"Why won't you just Kill over and DIE Batman!!!" (Yes this is still a Teen Titans story)
"Umm sir……"
"Shut-up!!! Harley!! Can't you see I'm mad?"
"Sir…we're supposed to rob the Museum…. Remember? It's almost 8 o'clock."
"I know puppet….but….you think I'll be able to kill Batman this time?"
"I promise….."
Museum rooftop
"I can see the Bat Signal but where's Batman?" asked Joker
"He's right here….."
"Umm….Joker?"
"Yes Harley…"
15 minutes pass……Joker and Harley are tied up
"You're…..despicable….Batman."
Batman gets ready to leave…
"Don't you dare walk away from me!!!!" yelled Joker. "I haven't finished calling you names."
Batman keeps walking.
Joker and Harley easily untie themselves.
The next day….
Batman sits in his Bat Cave, watching television. (It's 9:00 A.M) He get's to the commercial break …
The Joker is on television……
"Good morning you people of Gotham City….My name is Joker. You've probably had a bad day so far…so I'd like to cheer you up with this message. How about some early morning comedy!!"
Batman changes the channel…..
"Here in my hand I have a photo album….of Batman's most embarrassing moments!!!"
Batman turns off the TV and gets his radio.
""Here's a picture of Batman tripping over his cape…..Oh…and here's a picture of him pulling a weggie."
3 hours later
There comes a time when one is sick and tired….This is exactly how Batman feels…Batman was just humiliated on live television ….He goes to the edge of a cliff and wonders if he should "end everything" or reconsider….But suddenly…..Joker sneaks up behind Batman and kicks him in the back, pushing him off the cliff in the process. Joker watches as Batman falls…..and falls……and falls….. (For some unknown reason…..Batman forgot his Tool belt……he helplessly falls)
"Yes!!! I did it!!! I killed Batman!!!"
Joker goes back to his lair to tell Harley the good news.
"He's dead!! Bats is dead!!"
"…..Umm Sir."
"Yes?"
"Now what?"
1 hour later
"Hmmm….Its no fun without Batman….we should find another group of Super heroes to annoy...I know….pass me the Yellow book."
The Joker searches for another group of Super heroes……He comes across a group called "Teen Titans".
"Teen Titans……Yeah…I'll try this one."
Joker dials the number….
Cyborg answers the phone….
"Hello"
"Yes…umm….How many of you are there?
"……"
"Hello?...Helloooo?"
"Yep. They're Super heroes alright. Pack your things Harley…we're leaving."
"We?...Yeah right……"
"Oh well…..I'm sure you'll change your mind later…..I'm leaving…..See you later...Tata"
2 Days Later….
Teen Titan's Tower
"Beast Boy!!' yelled Cyborg
'What!!"
"Get this Tofu out of the fridge!!"
"It's not Tofu!!!"
"What is it?!!"
"It's milk!!"
Raven meditates in her room…
"Azirath Metrion Zinthos!!!"
Starfire knocks on her door….
"What now?!!"
"Umm…..Do you have ….."
"I said NO!!! I don't have any mustard!!!"
Robin relaxes in front of the TV.
DING DONG………DING DONG
"Argh!! What now?" yelled Robin. "It's Sunday!!!"
Cyborg checks the security camera to see who it is.
"Who is it?" asked Robin.
"MY god….."
"Well… who is it?"
DING DONG
"Umm…..some guy in a Purple suit, wearing high heels. Ummm….green hair……White face….really white."
"A clown!!!" yelled Starfire
"I'll get the Door." said Beast Boy
Robin's heart suddenly skips a beat…….
Beast boy slowly walks to the door.
"Beast Boy NOOOO!!! Don't answer the door!!!
Robin takes out an electric disk and viciously throws it at Beast Boy, nearly killing him.
"What the frick is your problem."
"You don't understand ….."
Cyborg and Raven try to restrain Robin as Beast Boy walks towards the door………but he breaks free and punches Beast Boy.
Robin looks at his hand only to find spikes embedded in each knuckle. Beast Boy (Now a porcupine) scurries off to the kitchen. After bearing the pain and removing the spikes, (he's desperate) Robin tries to stop Starfire from getting the door but………he couldn't muster up the strength……to even lay a finger on her.
(Robin thinking) If only you weren't so darn beautiful Starfire………I would beat the crap out of you.
Starfire opens the door……
"Hello….umm…. is this the Teen Titan's residence?"
"Why yes it is." said Starfire.
"Well duh…..the tower is shaped like a "T". said Cyborg
"Perfect!!" said the Joker.
The Joker walks in and introduces himself.
"Good evening Teen Titans….my name is Joker. And I have good news for all of you!!!"
"You're leaving?" asked Raven
"Very funny…...I'm starting to like you guys……anyway I will be…..your new enemy!!!"
Joker starts to laugh
"You came to our Tower just to tell us that?" said Beast Boy (Now a chimp)
Robin bravely leaves the Kitchen….
"I can't believe it!!! Is that really you? ROBIN!!!! I didn't know you were here know."
"You know Robin?" said Starfire
"Why yes I just killed his mentor…..Batman"
"Yeah right……" said Robin
"Oh Robin……….don't you remember the good times we used to have together."
"Good times?" said Raven
"Yes, yes…..like the Christmas party."
Flashback
Oh Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Mr. Freeze
Cut the cheese
And Joker took Ballet…. Hey!!!
End Flash black
"Oh yeah and the ending was so funny!!!"
Flashback
Batman's in the kitchen
Robin's in the hall
Joker's in the bathroom
"That's enough!!!!" yelled Robin
End Flashback
"Enough of this" said Robin "Batman is not dead!! Go back to Gotham City... I beg you!!"
"Your in denial as always little Robby"
"Who is this... "Batman" you two speak of." said Starfire.
"Like I said, Robin's mentor. The caped crusader. Bats as I always call him or always did call him…….He's a superhero…….was a superhero." The Joker starts laughing.
"Well….I guess if we have a new enemy…" said Cyborg as he takes out his canon. "Why don't we just take you out right now?"
Robin shakes his head.
"Later, Cyborg."
"What do you mean later…..he's right in our house. We can take him—
"No……"
"Always thinking ahead Robin….always." said Joker. "Oh well…… I guess I'll be leaving…I'd better plan my first attack……Tata."
The Joker leaves in his new car…..The Batmobile with flowers and Balloons painted all over it.
"What's your problem dude." said Beat Boy. "He doesn't look like much of a challenge."
"You have no idea Beast Boy." said Robin.
Main computer
"You have mail"
Raven checks the computer.
"It's for you Robin….it's from…….Batman."
"I told you….he wasn't dead."
Robin read's the E-mail out loud.
Dear Robin and fellow Titans
I've decided to quit my profession as the hero of Gotham. I just can't take it anymore. But anyway, I've recently discovered that the Joker has moved to your Neighborhood. To make a long story short….It's your turn to have him as an enemy. And I'm pretty sure he's already introduced himself to you and your friends. It's his custom to annoy people. Don't make the same mistake I did. Don't put up with him. Please……I beg you….end him… For me…and for all mankind. I know you can do it.
Sincerely,
Batman
P.S. Watch out for explosive woofy- cushions
"Well Titans…."
"Yes Robin." said Starfire.
"We have a lot of work to do….."
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Was it good...? . Anyway, you're wondering…."What's gonna happen next? Well….that's a rap for the first chapter. You have to wait for the next as usual. Feel free to post your reviews and comments. I hope this story is a success.
Stay tuned for chapter 2
Bran The Man