"...Beyond crackfic parody. Because I think Spencey would be an awesome House, here is play-time: BAU- well, House- style! R&R?...Oh, mentions of CSI in the end..."
Playing 'House'
Dr. Spencer Reid glided through the BAU with his cane clicking against the floor. Its hot-red flames gave him the appearance of walking faster. Dr. Reid smiled, clearly pleased.
"Dr. Chase, we have a case." JJ-acting as Cameron- said from behind him.
"NO! I was Dr. Chase last week; this week I'm House!" Dr. House snarled.
"Oh, sorry House." Cameron apologized. "Wait, then who's Chase?"
"I am." Hotch said, adjusting his blond wig.
"Alright, so what's the case about?" Morgan asked, putting on his doctor coat with the name tag that read 'Dr. Foreman.'
"It's Strauss, I mean Dr. Cuddy." Prentiss, playing the role of 13, replied.
"What's happened?" Dr. House asked.
"She's fainted."
With that, everyone gasped. Then, in a slightly unorganized manner, the BAU shuffled into Dr. Cuddy's office. Dr. House motioned for the rest of his team to move Strauss off the floor so he wouldn't have to bend.
"Looks like a mild case of fake horror- movie drama. The cure? Kill off the character so fangirls don't get angry." Dr. House concluded.
"Wow, how'd you figure that out so fast? I mean, you haven't even looked at her!" Dr. Cameron argued, although deep-down slightly awed and turned on.
"Trust me Cameron, I'm a doctor." House smirked.
"So are we." Dr. Chase pointed out.
"Not in real life" he whispered back. "And besides, I would have been canceled a long time ago if I wasn't fast and witty." he smirked. "Now come on lackeys! My motorcycle needs to be cleaned; guess who gets to clean it?"
With a roll of their eyes, said lackeys grumbled and staggered into the parking lot.
"Wait a second guys- he doesn't OWN a motorcycle!" Dr. Foreman exclaimed.
"Sorry to interrupt your House play time, but you're team does have a case." Anderson, who played Wilson every once in a while, said.
"Thank god!" Hotch said, taking off his wig.
As they walked back into the BAU, Rossi- who played Taub- said, "Next time we play CSI, I call Grissom!"
"As long as I can be Nick, I don't care who you are!" Hotch replied.
"I'll be Greg!" Reid added.
"Enough!" JJ yelled. "Playtime's over; we have a case."
"Yes Catherine." Morgan smirked, earning a smack from JJ.
"It's going to be a long case." JJ groaned...
New Jersey, Same Time...
Dr. Chase wore a pair of short plaid pants, a purple scarf, and a sweater vest. Taub donned a lose-fitting dark green hunting sweater and a pair of Italian leather boots. 13 stood near Dr. House's desk, dressed in a red v-neck shirt, a straight black wig, and dress pants. Foreman walked into the room, his black shirt clinging to his chest. Dr. House smiled, dressed in a black suit with a white shirt, with Dr. Cuddy, wearing a messy blond wig and make-up that made her appear older, at his heels.
"Hotch!"
"What do you want, Strauss?"
"New Jersey has a serial, and I want your team to work the case."
"Doesn't JJ normally handle our cases?" Dr. Chase-portraying Reid- asked.
"Yes, but CBS didn't like her anymore, so they fired her."
"Oh riiight." Morgan said, as if just remembering.
"So, what do we have so far?" Hotch asked...
"...Very stupid. Hehehe...R&R?..."