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A/N: it was a science assignment. My teacher told us to come up with and outlandish explanation for a natural occurrence.
Iruka's Body
It wasn't a happy day. Not on earth and not in the heavens. The earth god, Kakashi didn't speak, as the queen of the gods Tsunade yelled at him. He didn't care for a word she was saying. He had good reason for what he had done. If she couldn't appreciate Iruka's corpse, then he had no business dealing with her.
Flash back
"Be careful down there, o.k. Ruka" Kakashi's normally lazy eyes flashed with concern.
"Don't worry about me, Kashi, I'll be fine." Iruka gave a sweet smile before continuing "after all if I can't handle it, I always have you to protect me."
And with that the spirit of those who protect children hefted his bag on to his shoulder and left.
'It's a simple assignment' Kakashi told him self. 'Tsunade wouldn't have told him to do it if she didn't think that he could handle it. All it is is keeping some stupid dignitary alive during a trip. Short and easy, he'll be home in a few days. Iruka can handle it.'
End flash back
Only it wasn't so simple. The death god, banished by Tsunade herself, had shown up and that had been the end of him. By the time that Kakashi got their, Iruka was nothing more then a bloody corpse. Not that Itachi got away. Kakashi caught, tortured and finally sealed him inside of a necklace, a feet that normally would have taken the four principle gods and Tsunade. But, Kakashi wasn't one to forgive easily.
Not that the mortal realm went with out damage. In the process, Kakashi had destroyed Tsunade's favorite town (including her favorite bar and favorite casino). And now, as earthquakes wracked the mortal realm, Tsunade screamed at him. And the whole time, he cradled Iruka's lifeless corpse. And, now, to Kakashi's disgust, the whole thing was becoming political. The fox god was on his side, because he had looked up to Iruka. The god of revenge was furious because, he had wanted to be the one to seal Itachi.
And in the mortal realm, people screamed and ran, as the earth caved in on it's self from Kakashi's fury. And Tsunade yelled at him for that too. And he didn't say a word, just held Iruka's body and sent earthquakes.