Welcome everyone to another Christmas Vampire Knight story! Sorry to everyone waiting for me to write more for my other stories but I wanted to get this out before I forgot! When it goes to 1st person POV it is Kaname talking.

Oh because the spacing between each 'stanza' isn't working I decided to put a line! Sorry if it might look a little wierd!

Twas the knight before Sexmas and all through the classes

Not a student was stirring; not moving their asses

The girls lined the window with care

In hopes of hot vampires soon to be there


Yet Kaname was nestled all snug in his bed

While visions of Zero pole-danced in his head

A plushie in one hand, a mug in the other

Yuki went in to check on her brother


When out on the lawn came some familiar cursing

It was obvious just who was conversing

The girl ran to the windows and tossed up the sash

But the silver head was gone in a flash


Figuring out what the hunter had planned

Yuki left to eat some beans that were canned

For what had her wondering eyes had aspired

But a miniature sleigh, and eight lovely vampires


At that moment the pureblood had awoken

Sleepily he drank some coffee but then choked

As he saw the sleigh as it came

The driver shouted and called the vamps by name


"Now Rima! Now Maria! Now, Ruka and Aido!

On Shiki! On Seiren! On Kain and Ichijo!

On to the Moon Dorms, on top of the school!

We need to hurry, so don't act like a fool!"


With a loud thud, I knew they're here

He gets out and tells them to wait there

Down the chimney, he descended with ease

What can I say, those hips know how to please


At the tree he had to bend over and revealed a small crack

I couldn't help it and gave it a smack

This caught him off guard as he whirled around fast

From the look in his eyes, he had planned quiet a blast


I started to speak, he cut me off short

His luscious lips silencing all my retorts

As we broke apart, gasping for air

My lover began to lead me upstairs


When we got to my door, he slyly grins

"Are you ready?" he says, "Come, let's begin"

Lust flares up as I hit the bed

I swear I'm lost when he gives me head


He nips and he sucks until I violently come

Then turning me over, he fingers my bum

As he pushes in, he lets out a groan

Pleasure builds, the room fills with our moans


In and out, in and out, he thrust

Fast and hard of course, that you can trust

Again and again came together

Then exhausted, we collapsed light as a feather


We laid there together, toasty and warm

We snuggled and hugged, wrapped in each other's arms

But some off key singing sprang to our ears

"Zero, oh no! The Head Master's here!"


So with a zip of his pants and a brush of his hair

He climbed up the chimney with some extra flair

And I heard him say as away he flew

"Merry Sexmas to all, and to all a good screw!"

Hey again! Hope you enjoyed it!

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