Hello peoples! This book was posted on Wattpad first. But I'm posting it on here to see what people think about it. I do not own any Marvel characters, but I do own any and all OC's mentioned in here. The only ships that I'm using from Avenger-verse are Clintasha and whatever Thor and Jane are [Thane?]. Otherwise its all whoeverxOC. Like my main pairing is kinda Frost Squared AKA, my OC Serenity and Loki. If you want to read more about Serenity though, go to Wattpad under LokiLaufeyson22. You'll find a book called Cold As Ice. I might eventually post it on here on but not now. :D One more thing: I hope you guys laugh at this. It's supposed to be funny and I put my own special twist on certain aspects of your classic chat room

[Tony Stark is online]
[Bruce Banner is online]
[Steve Rogers is online]
[Thor is online]
[Clint Barton is online]
[Natasha Romanoff is online]

Bruce: Tony! Why did you create a chat room?

Tony: Because, I get bored, and when I get bored I come up with fantastic ideas like this!

Thor: WHAT IS THIS ROOM OF CHAT, MAN OF IRON?

Natasha: Thor, did you get your keyboard stuck on caps again?

Thor: NO LADY OF SPIDERS! LOKI DID ON ME AND I FORGOT HOW BRUCE TOLD ME TO TURN IT OFF

Steve: I'm still confused on what this place is...

Tony: Okay Capsicle. This is a chat room. You can talk to anyone you desire on here. Well, anyone who has the password.

Clint: Because it's so hard to crack: IronManIsSupreme for your password Stark!

Natasha: He has a point Tony. You really should make a harder password. Do you want a random person stumbling into this chat room?

Tony: Ehhh. The more the mrerrier!

Steve: Tony, are you drunk?

Tony: Nahhh. I don't believe two scotches can be cnonsidered drunk.

Bruce: I think that depends on what you consider to be two scotches. You like drinking almost an entire bottle in one cup!

Tony: Ehh. Specifics, specifics. What matters is that I am not durnk.

Steve: So...besides Tony being in denial about being drunk, what else should we talk about on here?

Thor: HOW ABOUT DISCUSSING THE BEST FLAVOR OF MIDGARDS MOST MAGNIFICANT FOOD?

Natasha: Thor, no. We are not discussing flavors of pop tarts. Just no...last time we got into this discussion things went horribly wrong.

Steve: What could go wrong about discussing pop tarts?

Natasha: Horrible things that we shall never discuss!

Clint: Nat, it wasn't that bad.

Natasha: I'll shoot you straight through your mouth if you don't watch it bird brain!

Clint: O_O

Thor: SO NO TALKING ABOUT POP TARTS?

Bruce: Thor, do you see a button on your keyboard that says caps lock?

Thor: YES I DO BRUCE!

Bruce: Can you push it for me? It should turn off Caps for you.

Thor: I PUSHED IT BUT ITS STILL ON CAPS!

Bruce: Try again?

Thor: I THINK I BUSTED THE BUTTON... :(

Steve: Staring at all caps is giving me a headache.

Tony: Suck it up Rgors.

Clint: Tony, you're drunk. You should really get off and go to bed.

Tony: This is my cchtat. You can't kick me off my own chtat.

Clint: I'll tell Pepper on you. I mean it Stark!

Tony: O_O You woudlnt dare!

Clint: Watch me metal head!

Tony: O_O Okay! Oayky! I'm going. Just don't clall Pepper!

[Tony Stark is offline]

Steve: I'm hungry. Does anyone want to go out to eat?

Thor: POPTARTS?

Bruce: No, Thor. We cannot eat poptarts for dinner.

Thor: I EAT POP TARTS ALL THE TIME!

Natasha: How about we take a vote. All who wants poptarts, say yes. All who wants anything but poptarts say no.

Thor. YES

Steve: No

Clint: No

Bruce: No

Natasha: No. Looks like it's settled. How about we grab some schwarma instead?

Bruce: I'm in

Steve: Schwarma sounds wonderfuly delicious.

Thor: SCHWARMA IS A GOOD SECOND CHOICE TO THE SAVORY SWEET THAT IS KNOWN AS POPTARTS

Clint: Someone needs to fix his caps lock. But sure. Let's go eat Schwarma!

[Natasha Romanoff is offline]
[Steve Rogers is offline]
[Bruce Banner is offline]
[Thor is offline]
[Clint Barton is offline]

[Sam Wilson is online]

Sam: Hello?

Sam: Hellooo?

Sam: Is anyone here?

Sam: Tony?

Sam: Clint?

Sam: Thor?

Sam: Steve?

Sam: Anyone?

Sam: I missed everyone, didn't I?

Sam: Yep, I missed everyone.

[Sam Wilson is offline]