I do NOT own Star Wars or anything like that.
Giving time range around "Revenge of the Sith" Or the second Star Wars xD Obie Wan always looked fun to prank during that time range to me.
Pranks to Pull on Jedi.
Hello everyone! My user name is Tianimalz, but please call me Tia. The name that shalt be hated by Jedi (Or at least, Obie Wan Kenobi) for many years to come by the time I am done with this fan fiction. Now that we have our interduction out of the way, let us start with this fine list of Prank to Pull on Jedi. And the one and only Obie Wan Kenobi shall be helping me, simply put, he is going to be pranked without mercy.
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Obie Wan Kenobie flew his star fighter into the enemy base. In one fluid and swift moment he was out of the cockpit and facing hundereds of battle driods. He grinned to himself, this would be all to easy. These things where a dime a dozen, or, more likely, buy ninty for a nickel and get twice that many free. Thats how worthless they where. Anyways, the confindent Jedi ran ahead, his hand reached for his light saber, and he pulled it out. A blue cone like plastic came out and swinging and clanging noises came from the fake sword. The Jedi's face dropped.
"What the-" He looked at the handle, "MADE IN CHINA?" He then looked up at the battle driods and guped.
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Obie Wan ran towards the hovering space craft that would take him towards another misson. He suposed Anakin was already there, and had to hurry if he was to get any part in it. He ran round the corner and picked up his pace when he saw the air craft waiting for him at the edge of a port. He sighed with graditude, even though he hated flying, and jumped towards the hovering... hollogram...
"AHHH!" Obie Wan screamed as he went right through the fake air craft and down the endless trench of flying cars and mechines.
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Kenobi strolled towards a hollogram room, he was planning a daily training today. The Jedi looked over his shoulder every moment or so, he felt a weird presence, like somone was watching him... plotting some kind of menace attack on him. For a moment, he even thought he heard a weird chant of "Beware of the pranks!" going through his mind, maybe he should have slept in a little. The cloaked Jedi entered the practice room moments later. With a brief order to the computer, a image set up of a destoryer droid, a regular practice match on level eight, just low enough to keep him relaxed, but high enough to give him a bit of a chalenge. The hollogram started shooting at Obie Wan, and the Jedi would have reached for his light saber, but his cloak wouldn't swing back.
"What in the-" He muttered cursed words as he dodged the blaster shots, all while trying to untanlge himself from the cloak, that seemed fastened tightly. His arms swung in a wild manner, trying to get free from the cloak, but nothing was working! The 'master' Jedi ran wildly around, trying not to lose the fake fight by getting hit, and trying to get his arms free at the same time so he could unleash his light saber. Moments later, the re-enforced vel-cro that held the cloak tight, came lose.
"AHA! I-" Obie Wan didn't get to finesh before he was hit and the computers voice rang in the air.
"Loser."
Obie Wan's face fell into a more then annoyed look, this was crule. Whoever played this prank, would have to answer to him sooner or later. One named came to mind, "If this was Anakins idea of fun-" But that seemed a little too childish for even him. A mystery it was, as too who this pranker was.
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Don't worry, Obie Wan wasn't hurt during any of this, well, maybe his pride a little... heh heh. But I zapped him out before he got killed! I might make another chapter, if I think up more pranks -evil laughter- We'll see.
Obie Wan: -is glaring at me-
Me:... WHAT!
Obie Wan: -still glaring-
Me:... Please Read and Review!