Eli: this is the start of a collection of a few one shots and they are mostly humorous but if any of you have any ideas for a good one shot please tell me but enough talking time to get to the good stuff on to the first one shot.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my OC'S so please don't sue me.
The search for pirates!?
It was a bright sunny day on Möbius we go to the Chaotix's Directive Agency where Vector and Charmy were watching a documentary on pirates while Espio was meditateing in the corner.
"The pirates were notoriously greedy some even buried there treasure in the ground and had map's so they could find their treasure later..." The narrator said and it was then Vector turned off the TV and he had an idea.
"Charmy, you thinking what I'm thinking?" Vector asked.
"Treasure hunt?" Charmy asked.
"Treasure hunt." Vector answered. "Hey Espio!" He yelled.
"What?" Espio asked.
"Come on were going on a treasure hunt." Vector said.
"Count me out you two have fun with your little treasure hunt." Espio said returning to his meditation.
"Oh come it'll be fun, fun, fun, fun." Charmy said flying around Espio till he had enough of it.
"ALRIGHT I'LL GO, HAPPY NOW!?" Espio asked losing his temper.
"Yes, now let's go." Vector said as the three Chaotix's headed off on there search for their treasure first they decided to go to the beach to search for buried treasure.
"Man, I can't believe that we're having no luck at all with this." Vector said holding a shovel.
"Well maybe we wouldn't have such a hard time finding treasure if we had a map instead of just digging holes everywhere." Espio said pointing at what used to be a beautiful beach now looked like the place had a mole infestation and the people on the beach weren't happy about that at all then they pulled out pitchforks and torches from hammer space.
"GET THEM!" They all yelled out.
"AHHHHHH!" All the Chaotix's yelled out at the same time as they were chased out of the beach they finally made it to the agency in one piece.
"*huff* Well that could've went better." Vector said.
"You think, because of your little treasure hunting adventure were banned from ever stepping one foot on that beach." Espio said aggravated with his teammates shenanigans.
"Well look on the bright side Espio." Charmy said.
"What possible bright side is there?" Espio asked.
"Because I just realized that we don't need to look for the treasure itself, we look for pirates then when we find them they'll lead us to their treasure's and we don't even have to work for it." Charmy said proud
"Charmy that has to be the most..." Espio started to say before being cut off by Vector.
"Brilliant plan Charmy." Vector said.
"Glad I could help." Charmy said happily flying all over the room meanwhile Espio stood there dumbfounded by the sheer stupidity of his teammates.
Well what're sitting here for let's go." Vector said.
"*sigh* I truly am surrounded by idiots." Espio said as they left the agency agian to look for pirates which lasted for five hours till Espio had enough of this whole pirate hunting plan.
"Alright that's it I can't take it anymore, first of all we wouldn't find a pirate in a mall." Espio said as he pointed out their searching spot was just the food court at a mall. "Second of all even if we found a pirate, who's to say that they'd just give us their treasure in the first place." Espio said just then Snow was walking around and noticed the Chaotix's were standing at the food court and decided to walk over to them.
"Hey guy's what's up?" Snow asked them as he walked over to them.
"We're looking for pirates so they can give us their treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure." Charmy said flying around Snow and it was then Snow came up with a idea.
"Oh if you're looking for pirates then you should go look for Pisces after all he's a pirate." Snow said as Vector and Charmy's eyes widened in amazement while Espio merely faceplamed at his idiot teammates were buying his story.
"Really?" Charmy asked.
"Yup and not only that he's stinking, filthy rich." Snow said and that was enough for Vector.
"Alright, let's go find Pisces." Vector said as he and Charmy left and Espio sighed and followed them them leaving Snow alone.
Good luck you guy's." Snow yelled out to them. "Heh heh, this should be interesting." Snow said going back to what he was doing before he met up with the Chaotix's.
"There he is." Charmy said as they finally found Pisces who was walking around in a fish store.
"Now how are we going to do this?" Vector asked himself then he came up with a plan. "Hey Espio you got any drug lined shurikens?" Vector asked.
"Yeah, why?" Espio asked.
"Great, when Pisces comes out you throw them at him and while he's knocked out we'll take him back to the agency and get him to give us his treasure.
"*sigh* I can't believe I'm going to do this." Espio said as he got into a ninja stance ready to throw the shurikens the moment he see's Pisces and a few minutes later Pisces came out of the fish store.
"Ah, nothing like eating out." Pisces said picking a gold fish skeleton out of his teeth and then he felt a sharp pain he looked at himself to shurikens on his stomach and a few seconds later he fell down unconscious.
"All right, great throw Espio." Charmy said happily.
"Great now let's go get him." Vector said as he picked Pisces up and they left to head to the agency. When they got there they got a chair and rope and tied Pisces up. "Great job you guy's, now how are we going to wake him up?" Vector asked and then Charmy smiled mischievously.
"I know a way." Charmy said as he flew up and then flew down fast stinging Pisces right in his left leg causing him to not only wake up but also to cause him to scream in pain.
"Where am I?" Pisces asked after he stopped screaming.
"Your at the Chaotix's Directive Agency, now enough talk where's the treasure?" Vector asked.
"What, I don't have any treasure." Pisces said.
"We can do this all day, where's the treasure?" Vector asked.
"I told you I don't have any treasure." Pisces said and this went on for a couple of hours.
"Wow, that is one stubborn pirate." Charmy said causing Pisces to twitch angrily.
"WHAT, YOU MORONS THINK IM A PIRATE!?" Pisces yelled.
"We don't think we know." Vector said.
"That's just stupid, who told you I was a pirate?" Pisces asked.
"Snow did." Charmy said causing Pisces to shake in anger.
"Snow told you I was a pirate, well he's my first mate so untie me so we can get you're treasure." Pisces said calmly. They did and then they went out to find Snow and when they did Pisces formed a water sword.
"SNOW!" Pisces yelled Snow then turned around to face a absolutely furious Pisces with the Chaotix's
"Now buddy calm down." Snow said.
"It's pay back time snowflake." Pisces said as he started running towards Snow.
"Oh gee, look at the time got to go bye." Snow said.
"GET BACK HERE!" Pisces said chasing after him leaving the Chaotix's alone.
"Vector when will we get our treasure?" Charmy asked.
"One day Charmy, one day." Vector said as he looked at the sunset and in the background there screams of terror\rage.
The End
Eli: not a bad start but if any one has a great idea for a good one shot please review and until next time Snow and Pisces out PEACE.