Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters here...they all belong to Stephenie Meyer...and yeah...
My first Twilight oneshot!! No flames please...Bella and Edward forever!!
"Bella, what are you doing?"
Bella was putting objects on a table. She picked up a needle, carefully and walked over to Edward. She smiled.
"Since nothing can hurt you, i want to see if objects can hurt you. Now, hold still." She took Edward's hand and poked it softly.
"Darn"
A little harder...
"Shoot"
Her hardest!
"Stupid, solid vampire." she muttered to herself. Edward shook his head, while chuckling.
"It won't work, love." Bella glared at him and went back to the table putting the worthless needle back. She looked over her shoulder.
"We'll just see about that!" she said. She picked up a thick, sturdy, big splinter? And, walked over to her beloved. She took his hand again and looked at him. His eyes amused. She looked back down and poked him again.
Not working.
"Augh!"
Really hard!
"..."
Edward laughed. Bella was speechless.
"It...broke..." That made Edward laugh more. Bella groaned and threw away the pieces of the splinter. She went over to the table again.
"It won't work, love!" Edward reminded her.
"I am not giving up!" Bella shouted. She took a bigger needle and walked over to Edward, who is still amused. She took his hand roughly and began poking it non-stop.
Harder...
"Dang it!"
Harder!
"..."
"You...bent...it...now..." Edward laughed really loud now. I glared again. I stood up and threw away the weak needle. I turned to see Edward still laughing.
"Give...up...now?" he was breathless? Oh yeah, from laughing. Stupid, indestructible vampire. He walked over to me and took my hands and looked me directly in the eyes.
"Don't be mad! You tried that's all. Okay?" I nodded stupidly. Great! He dazzled me! But, there is one thing i haven't tried...
"Can i have one of my hands back?" i pleaded.
"Certainly," He let go one of my hands reluctantly and i slapped him.
"Ouch!" So, dumb of me. I forgot that he was indestructible and that if objects can't hurt him, i can't hurt him. Stupid me! Do i have short-term memory or something?
"Bella, you alright?" he asked, worried. My hand was red, stinging.
"I'm fine!" I grumbled.
"Why are you using small objects instead of big objects, like a hammer?" He asked. Well, there was only one answer to that:
"'Cause i didn't want to hurt you..."
I made Bella act like an idiot here...Well, here you go! Very Random! Please Review! Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeease?! With a virtual sugar on top?!
!!Monica-san!!