arthurs noat: i wuz so exited bye da knew trayler 4 amerikin whorer stori HOTEL dat i hud 2 rite a storey oaf wat i tink whale happin b4 da show cums out!1 mat bomber and phinn witrok r so hawt!1 and so iz wus bendley and sara palin!
ladi goggle wuz on toor singin her songs (gaga roks!) pucker fayce bad roomince bun this way alehandro and juda. rite now seh wuz werring a long flewing platenum blund wavey wig and bloo lipstik and lutz of hevvy blake eyelinear. seh wuz also werring a courset made oat of hoomin flesh and a meet dress and stilettos dat werr mayed oat of dolfinn skin.
seh drove her blud red lambourgini to a hotell dat kind oaf luked like dat one in dat eegles song about stanism or drugs or watevre. (da eagles rok!) wen seh walked in dere wuz an oldre womin drankin hoomin blood out of a sportz bottel.
"greetins and welcum 2 da hotell" say da womin. "muy nam is irish. how lange do u plane on stayin?!"
"bich i am ladi googoo" say lady geegee. "LEAD MEH 2 YOURS BASSMINT" seh flickered her tunge at irish witch wuz splitted dawn da middel lyke a snoke's. den her eyez sporked firee red and lasser beems cummed oat of her eers.
"k bassmint is diss way" say irish and seh and loody giggle wok down a flite of gazillion stares werr da bassmeant wuz. dere werr blund chillun in cayges runnin on hamster weels and drunking blud oat of dose leetl water thangs wit a spout at da end dat goes on da bars of da cayge. dere werr meerors on da celling and pink champain on ise.
"dis is muy sun donnyvin and tistran" say irish pointin to 2 supper hawt guys wif drak hare makkin oat on a coach. da 1st guy lucked lyke dat ridicoolesly gorgis hoomin beeng form dat show whyre colir and da udder guy trustan kinda luked a leetl goff cuz he had red streeks in his hare bot he wuz eevin hotter dan adim lumbert if dat is evan possibel. dey boaf hud sex pak abs and donnyvin hud bloo eyes and tresten hud green eyes.
"omg" sayed lody gogo and said me.
"i'll leaf u guyz alone now" say irish and ladi geegee and donnyvane and tristin all stort frenchin. den anudder lady cummed oat of da cuch. seh hud poofy crumpy blund hare and wuz werring loats of theck dirk eyelinner and hud sircles udder her eyes. seh luked like 1 of dose ppl in da auntie herrion publik survice anuncemints.
"may nayme is hyperdermik sully" seh say. "im on drugs" (i'm on drugs 2)
"da fuk" say ladi goggle donavin and trustin. den epidemic saly poll a drug needl oat of her vajeen and stort 2 chayse googoo tistan and donutvin wif it!1
"omg dere is a crazy drug adikt chasin aftre us wif a needil" dey yorkle. bot den sally stort shootin 1003192164 needls at dem form her drug canin.
"OMGGGG!1" dey all scroach.
we r all jest prisiners heer oaf r own devise.