AN: This story is what would happen if naruto were to be a doujutsu user, no taking beating from sakura, and sasuke is a girl.

AN #2: sasuke had girls throwing themselves at him and he doesn't bag wtf! So he is a girl in this fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto If I did sakura would be dead by naruto's hands.

Let the story begin:

I was a normal day in the village hidden in the leaves. The hokage doing paperwork, a certain man was getting knocked the fuck out at the hot springs, but this is not about them this is about the son of the yondaime hokage and the red death. Yes that is right he is the son of minato namikaze and kushina uzumaki not that the villagers know that.

Right now said little boy by the name naruto is on his way to the academy. Today is his last day of the last year in the ninja academy. His ninja test is today. He has met the stick up the ass, maybe gay, duck butt sasuke uchiha. He has met his two fangirls ino and sakura. Naruto thinks they are not worthy of being ninja and would die on their first mission, he doesn't know how right he is but that is for another time. Naruto fed up by duck butt crouches on the tables sasukes collar in his fist and glares:"what makes you so damn great?"naruto asks.

What they didn't know was that naruto was pushed on to duck ass and they kissed (AN: IT REALLY PAINS ME TO WRITE THIS.) the class was like what the fuck the boys were like I knew sasuke was gay. Naruto freaks out vomits and said what the hell. The fangirls are like lets kill naruto he stole sasukes first kiss.

The beating starts and naruto gets brusied and then he snaps. He unlocks the 5th legendary doujutsu the Mirākopīhoīru gan(an: I have no idea what this means, it has abilities of the sharingan and bakugan.). naruto then proceedes to mess up fangirls and then points to sasuke then does ram seal kai genjutsu release . the image of sasuke wavers and a girls appears the class was like holy shit . no one checked the fangirls because they are no important and sakura died yay the class said along with the teachers and whole village because sakura died the hokage was even cheering.

Chapter finished….over….

I will continue to hate sakura and sasuke and the gayness that is his hair style.