AN~ I do not own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Mikey shivered and wiggled his sleeping bag a little closer to Raph's. "I'm cold." He was whining, he knew it, but he was absolutely freezing and he presumed Raph was feeling the same.
Raph rolled his eyes and turned over to look at him. "What do you want me to do about it? I'm just as cold as you are and I can't control that weather."
"We could zip the sleeping bags together," Mikey suggested.
Raph closed his eyes "Come on, Raphie. I'm turning blue over here."Cried Mikey with big puppy dog eyes. It's meant to be September, it shouldn't be this cold." He continued to complain.
Raph sighed. "You're not going to shut up and sleep unless I agree, are you?"
"How am I meant to sleep when I'm slowly turning into an ice cube? I promise your virtue is safe with me." He grinned cheekily. "And I'll still respect you in the morning."
"God, you never grow up, do you?" Raph grumbled. He unzipped his sleeping bag and spread it out flat, helping Mikey lay his over the top and zip them together. "I hardly thought you'd suddenly be overcome with lust for me."
"Sometimes you're an idiot, Raphie," Mikey said, sliding closer.
"Huh?" Raph blinked at him, trying to make out his expression in the gloom of the tent.
"What makes you think I wouldn't want you?"
"Huh?" Raph said again. The words all made sense individually, but together they were just confusing.
Mikey sighed. "Oblivious," he muttered. Leaning forwards he hooked one hand behind Raph's neck and pulled him closer until they were touching. "This is the point where you either punch me or let me kiss you." He smiled hopefully. "And option number two would be my choice."
Raph blinked at him again. "You're joking right?"
"You really are adorably oblivious when it come to me." Mikey stated as he leaned forwards and brushed his lips gently against Raph's and then pulled back, still watching him carefully. "I'm assuming since you didn't actually punch me or throw me into the lake when I suggested kissing. That it's just your stupid belief that you're not good at relationships that's holding you back and not the fact that I just made the biggest mistake in my life."
Slowly Raph smiled and wrapped his arms around Mikey. He traced the Mikey's lips with his tongue and then slipped it into his mouth when he gasped softly. "I thought you said my virtue was safe with you?" he teased.
Mikey shrugged. "I lied. But I will still respect you in the morning though."
