Spittle Runner
Author's NOTE: This is based on the song 'Chevy Van'. If you haven't heard it, don't bother reading this. I put alot more lyrics than the song had, but bare with me. Tak is the one who is telling the story, but I don't mention her name, but I just wanted to let you know who is narrating…
I gave Dib a ride in my ship, we prayed that again we should meet, he was tired and I told him to rest and he gave me no lip, and soon, he drifted to sleep…
His face was like that of a prince, his hair, liiiiiike a scythe, he smiled in his sleep, and I knew it was going to be an interestin' night…
'Cause like a Knight in shining armor he was there protecting me, as we drifted through the entire galaxy, Someone grabbed my hand and it was him none other, he was going to make love to me in my Spittle Runner, and that's just fine by me…
When we were done he smiled at me like a love-struck fool, he told me he felt this way ever since we met in Skool, I told him I felt the same way, even if I wasn't what I seemed, we kissed, it was like a Dream…
'Cause like a Knight in shining armor he was there protecting me, as we drifted through the entire galaxy, Someone grabbed my hand and it was him none other, he was going to make love to me in my Spittle Runner, and that's just fine by me…
He held my hand, I stroked his hair, we remained like that the entire flight, We fell asleep in each other's arms, I was right, it was the best night of my life…
'Cause like a Knight in shining armor he was there protecting me, as we drifted through the entire galaxy, Someone grabbed my hand and it was him none other, he was going to make love to me in my Spittle Runner, and that's just fine by me…
We got dressed, and went back to our seats, I tripped and landed on him, it was only for two seconds but it felt like a week…
I bent down and kissed him on his lips, I pressed the AUTO-PILOT button on the ship, he stroked my face, this wasn't just a phase, We wanted to be with each other for all of our days…
'Cause like a Knight in shining armor he was there protecting me, as we drifted through the entire galaxy, Someone grabbed my hand and it was him none other, he was going to make love to me in my Spittle Runner, and that's just fine by me…
His mission by NASA to go to a Planet that was so big, that there you could fit the entire population of Irk, Vort, and Planet Tredetry, I thanked him for our little shin-dig, I expected to never see him again, but he wanted to stay there with me…
'Cause like a Knight in shining armor he was there protecting me, as we drifted through the entire galaxy, Someone grabbed my hand and it was him none other, we made love in my Spittle Runner, and that's just fine by me…
We stayed together, and eventually eloped, Our life, was better than we hoped…
'Cause like a Knight in shining armor he was there protecting me, as we drifted through the entire galaxy, Someone grabbed my hand and it was him none other, we made love in my Spittle Runner, and that's just fine by me…
'Cause like a Knight in shining armor he was there protecting me, as we drifted through the entire galaxy, Someone grabbed my hand and it was him none other, we made love in my Spittle Runner, and that's just fine by me…
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