The Idea just came to me a few hours ago. This will be a multi-chapter story. No plot, just humor. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Naruto Facts:

1. It is known fact between the Konoha 12, that Shikamaru Nara is a lazy genius. But what was not known was that the real reason behind his laziness is the fact that all his brainpower takes a toll on him, and he needs to rest, a lot. He tried to find out what would happen if he didn't fall asleep at all for one day, and found out that he acted exactly like Naruto; bouncing all over the place and screaming his head off. To him it was the worse day of his life, and he never wanted to repeat it again.

2. It was a known fact between every shinobi of the Hidden Leaf Village that Kakashi Hatake wore a mask to cover his face. Many have theories behind this, but none of them are right. Many think that he wears it because it is a tradition in his deceased family; others think that he wears it because he has a grotesque appendage on his face. The real reason however, is that Kakashi honestly thinks that if he took off his mask, the whole village will be destroyed from the sheer perfectness of his face. He just loves his little genin too much to kill them.

3. It was a known fact between every shinobi in Konoha that the most detested D-rank mission, in the history of missions, was the catching of the Fire Daimyo's Wife's cat, Tora. What many don't know, is that this single D-rank mission has supplied the Leaf Village with 50 percent of it's funding for the past fifty years. It is an unknown fact, however, how that cat has managed to survive that long.

4. It was a known fact between all Hokages of every village that paperwork is the most, worst thing that they have to do while they are the leader of the village. Right next to war of course. But what they didn't know, or understand how, was that when Naruto finally became the Rokudaime of Konogakure, he found a way to concur the accursed paperwork. Once word got out that the blonde knew how to concur it, letters from every single elemental country were sent, offering a piece treaty, just so they could get the secret to contouring the paperwork. To say that Naruto thought he was the King of the world was an understatement. To say that he was he promptly laughed his ass off when he sent a reply to accept all the peace treaties, than told all the leaders that the solution was his signature Shadow Clone Technique, was a monumental understatement. Naruto had single handedly created peace in his village for a whole month, before Iwagakure, Kirigakure, and Amegakure sent another letter saying that they found the conditions of the treaty were not valid enough to have the treaty continued.

5. It was a fact known between every citizen of Konoha, that when there was peace for three weeks out of that month, everyone practically worshipped their Rokudaime. It was also known, that during that last week, the Rokudaime was unanimously hated by every single citizen and shinobi of the Leaf Village. The reason being, that the three week of the month where spent partying, and spending everyone's funds on alcohol and festivals. During the last week, everyone soon realized that they had spent all their funds, and the only income that anyone could get was through D-ranks that where slowly going down in quantity. All the civilians soon found out that with no income for the Shinobi, meant no income for their stores and restaurants. For a whole month the Leaf Village was at peace. For a whole week, everyone in the Leaf Village was broke.

6. It was a well-known fact between all the participants of the first Chunin Exams for the Konoha 12, that Kiba and Naruto fought each other. It was also a well-known fact that Naruto had literally won the battle because he farted in Kiba's face. What wasn't a well-known fact was that Kiba refused to train with Naruto after that incident. He refused to train with him because of the fear of having to smell the terrible, ramen induced gas that his sensitive nose had to endure. He still had nightmares to this day.

7. It was a known fact between all of the Konoha 12 that Rock Lee was basically the Taijutsu master of them all. What was not a known fact was that Lee was unable to do a jumping jack. Lee and his team first learned this fact when they were first placed on a team together. Gai had just ordered them to do some warm up stretches and told them to do fifty jumping jacks. After thirty minutes, Gai was animatedly crying, Tenten was dying of laughter, and Neji's eye was twitching because of Lee's sorry attempts at doing a jumping jack. To this day Tenten still holds it over Lee's head.

8. It was a known fact between all shinobi of Konogakure that Kakashi read the series Icha Icha Paradise, it was also a well known fact, that he has read this same book several dozen times. What is not known, however, is that after he completes reading the whole book, he places a genjutsu over himself so he cannot remember the contents of the book. Simply so he can enjoy the whole series over again, without knowing what will happen next. Doing this he has, semi-unknowingly, cast a multi layered genjutsu that has been on him for over a decade. The doctors are unsure if it is bad for his health or not.

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