Season One
1. You left your party
and sang 'Time of my Life'
even though we'd just met.
2. You gave me the courage
I need to get my stuff back.
You're something special.
3. Danced like a chicken
and sang 'Groovy Kind of Love'.
It was beautiful.
4. You smirked when you said
that you saw everything.
(Even my gumbo pot)
5. I may have freaked out
when your feet pointed at me.
What if Cece's right?
6. You're not a loser.
You have so much going for you.
You just don't see it.
7. You didn't like Paul.
I tried to convince myself
that you weren't jealous.
8. I secretly thought
you looked kinda hot even
with that dumb haircut.
9. You gave me the best
Christmas gift ever that night
on Candy Cane Lane.
10. You needn't change who
you are to impress women.
I think you're awesome.
11. I made peace with Julia,
but I didn't do it for her.
I did it for you.
12. Let's never relive
that night of our weird almost-
threesome with Remy.
13. You dragged me away.
If you were angry, you disguised
your emotions well.
14. I write songs and you
kill plants but that's okay 'cause
we're weird together.
15. I hope you know that
I'll always stay by your side.
I'll take care of you.
16. You said that I was
a part of the family.
My heart swelled with love.
17. Beneath your grumpy
exterior you are filled
with good intentions.
18. You don't need college
girls to make you feel cool, Nick.
You're better than that.
19. Schmidt told me you think
of me when you 'self-complete'.
(I'm strangely flattered)
20. You're better than what
you give yourself credit for.
You are so much more.
21. We are two of the
most embarrassing people.
I like that 'bout us.
22. I want that passion
and that spark and I think I
might have it with you.
23. My heart sank when you
told me that you were leaving.
I can't bear the thought.
24. You could see through my
lies when I said "I'll be fine."
I'm glad you came back.
Season Two
1. We laughed underneath
the stars as you told me to
"Look sharp, ya dumbass!"
2. Even if you got drunk
and peed on all my dresses,
I'd still forgive you.
3. Boyfriends in one box
and my friends in another.
You're the exception.
4. What could we achieve
if we put all our effort in
to something worthwhile?
5. We may have an odd
friendship but I'm so pleased that
you are in my life.
6. You accidentally
punched me yet I still think you're
the sweetest guy I know.
7. Thank you for picking
me up when I was down.
You believed in me.
8. Even though the trap failed,
I'm grateful you helped me out.
I can count on you.
9. Winston read your book
as I leaned on your shoulder.
I felt proud of you.
10. You needn't be shy
when you're talking to women.
(I think you're a catch)
11. My heart fluttered when
you said I'm the kinda girl a
guy would come back for.
12. You deserve better
than what you settle for, Nick.
You deserve love.
13. Despite your father,
I hope one day you'll believe
that you're not broken.
14. I'll be your Gal Friday
if you'll be my Pepperwood.
We make a good pair.
15. In that one kiss, I'd
felt more passion than all my
past kisses combined.
16. Said "It didn't mean
anything" but neither of
us are good liars.
17. You made me drop my
fishsticks when you told me that
you couldn't help it.
18. Your lips on mine just
keeps replaying in my head
like a broken record.
19. You piss me off but
you're the only beautiful
white man that I want.
20. Even on bad days,
I'll be there to hold your hand.
I've got your back, Nick.
21. You should know that if
you had asked me on a date,
I would have said yes.
22. I'd be lying if
I said that I wasn't impressed
by that photograph.
23. Nearly two years of
pent up sexual tension.
You were worth the wait.
24. I really do think
that this could be the start of
something amazing.
25. We uncalled it.
I always knew it was you.
You're the one for me.