I had my 3rd cancer injection today and this popped into my head, so enjoy!
All the Surgar Rush racers were sitting in marshmallow bean bags in a pale cream room with cheerful pictures of sunsets and moutains hanging on the walls, with one door that was made out of choclate. To any bystander it looked like a pleasant enough room, but to the Surgar Rush racers it was a room of pain and doom.
"How long is she going to keep us waiting?!" Taffyta hissed quietly, her tanned complexion a little whiter then usual, and she crunched her lollypop in one bite at the end of the sentence. As if by magic, the door opened and a short girl who looked a little bit older then the surgar rush racer walked into the room, beaming. "Hello! As you know, I'm Baleena Banana-Bomb and I'll be giving you your vaccinations today!" All the racers visibly fliched at the word 'vaccinations'
"Hehehe" Rancis chuckled, awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck "Miss. Banana-Bomb, do we really need these injections?"
Baleena Banana-Bomb was a pretty young girl-teenager with bright yellow hair in two bunches tied with white bands, brown eyes with sun-kissed skin and freckles, wearing a white dress and short-scientist jacket that was bright yellow and yellow pumps. But the racers saw her with her cute smile as a sadistic grin, liquid-brown eyes that gleamed with evilness; as a torturer with medical instruments to make you scream in pain.
"Of course! You need a vaccination every 5 years to make sure you dont get ill from the sweets you always eat" Baleena stated, pulling out a clipboard "I will pick a name out in order for their injections, first up is..." All the racers held their breath, their hearts pumping in terror "Swizzle Malarkey!"
Swizzle stood up, smirking "don't worry ladies! The Swizz will be fine!" Swizz told us, flicking his hair and giving Crumbelinda a wink, then gave a salute before swaggering through the door as he followed Baleena Banana-Bomb inside.
2 minutes later:
"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A terrified scream broke the tense silence "GET IT OUT OF MY ARM! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!"
Swizzle burst out the door, his face pink and petrified "see ladies? Swizz..is...fine..." Swizzle blurted out before fainting and face planting the floor.
All the racers stared at the limp figure of the Swizz.
"1 down 10 to go" Taffyta muttered.
Baleena pranced into the room happily, grinning. "Whose next?"
5 Minutes later
"No! NO! DONT MAKE ME GO! I WANT TO LIVE! I LOVE MY CANDLE TOO MUCH! NOOOOOOOO!" Candlehead shrieked as she clung to Jubileena "NOOOOO!" "oh it's not that bad!" Baleena told a hysterical Candlehead as she dragged her to the door, who was clawing at the ground as she was being pulled by her legs.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
2 minutes later:
"Hehhe, did you guys know that cats have 8 muscles in each ear?" Candlehead asked as she stumbled inside the room, grinning crazily, The racers stared at her in shock "did Candlhead just say something...smart?" Vanellope asked, her eyes wide "too much sister too much" Snowanna agreed as she shook her head.
Candlehead fell over "woah, look at my hands...their sooo...handy-ish...pretty..." She then fainted "NO! CANDLEHEAD! Dont go into the light!" Minty yelled at her friend before Baleena strode into the room and her light-brown eyes fell onto the green-dressed racer "perfect!" Baleena grinned as she grasped Minty and dagged her away.
Minty screamed "NO! HELP ME! DONT LET HER TAKE ME!"
2 Minutes later:
"HEHEHHE! I REMEBER YEARS AGO, SOMEONE TOLD ME I SHOULD TAKE, CAUTION WHEN IT COMES TO LOOOOOOVE! I DID!" A voice yelled and a few seconds later Minty burst into the room, singing to 'Impossible' as she played the invisible drum, jumping up and down crazily "ANNNND NOW, THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY, GO AHEAD YOU CAN TELL THEM, TELL THEM-GANGNUM STYLE! OOOOOH SEXY LA-DY!" Minty suddenly changed her song lyrics and started doing the Gangnum style, bopping her head up and down to the beat "OH OH OH OH-"
Adorabeelze suddenly hopped of her chair and strode over to the crazy Minty, and silenced her to a quick slap to the head, and Minty immeditly fainted.
"What? Dont say you didn't want to do what I just did!" Adorabeelze protested at the stares she received.
"Gloyd Orangeboar please!"
The orange-clad boy jumped up, his eyes wide "ooooh HELL no! Freeedom!" Gloyd yelled as he ducked past the others racers as he sprinted for the door when Baleena appeared in the doorway "good to see you so eager" Baleena smirked as she grabbed Gloyd and dragged him away.
The last thing the racers heard of Gloyd was him shouting "TELL MY GIRLFRIEND I LOVE HER!"
"What girlfriend?" Crumbelina sniggered.
2 Minutes later:
"Woah! Who is that sexy beast? Oh yeah, it's me!" Gloyd smirked as he stared into his empty hand as he strode into the room, getting odd glances from the other racers "oh great, just what we need, another Rancis" Snowanna sighed.
"Hey!" Rancis snapped crossly "I'm not vain, I'm just...flawless"
Gloyd suddenly tripped over and fainted since he was too busy preening to notice where he was going.
"Crumbelinda please!" Baleena appeared at the door again, and the poshest girl in Surgar Rush stood up and walked into the door, her tanned complexion pale.
The room was deathly silent as the racers waited for the scream of Crumbelinda, but istead the door swung open and Crumbelinda swayed inside "i say old chaps, that isnt much joy isnt it?" Crumbleinda said in a british accent, making the racers blink in surpise, but Crumbelinda steamrolled on, perching her hand on her hip as she carried in talking "I say, thats top hole hair I say" Crumbelinda told Snowanna, flicking her hair and making the afro-haired girl's eyes twitch irritably.
"Adorabeelze now," Baleena stated and immeditly Adorabeelze fell to her knees, spreading her arms out dramatically as she rolled her eyes up skyward "Oh why has thou lord forsaken me! Pray to spare me from thou dreaden needle of torture! I'm sorry for my sins like swearing, falling asleep in church, slapping Minty, putting my middle finger up the Surger Protector! SPARE ME PLEASE! PLEEEAA-" "golly, that's a bit over the top old chump, I'm sure it will be lovely jumbley! Why do ya just-" "SHUT UP!" Adorabeelze screamed at Crumbelinda, punching her and making her faint before Baleena grabbed Adorabeelz and dragged her away before she could attack the passed out Crumbekinda who was still mumbling in a britsh accent. As the door slammed shut as Baleena dragged the praying Adorabeelze inside and the silence filled the room again.
"We're the last 5..." Jubileena whispered and she, Rancis, Taffyta, Snowanna and Vanellope all glanced at each other nervously, then at the pile of unconscious racers lying on the floor.
"AAARRRRRGGGGGHH! LORD HELP ME!" Adorabeezle shrieked from next door.
"Well, this isn't nerve-wracking at all" Taffyta snorted. "Yep, don't ya just looove injection day" Snowanna murmered sarcastically and the door flew open and Baleena stood there, beaming cheerfully "glad you think so, because you're next Snowanna!"
Baleena leaned forward and grabbed the funky-haired racer, pushing Adorabeelze inside before she and Snowanna disappeared inside.
"Oooh, the lights are so pretty..they sparkle" Adorabeezle giggled but glanced behind her and let out another piercing shriek "THE DEMONS! THEIR THERE! RUN!" She bellowed, ran forward and smacked into the wall, making her spin drunkenly as she let out another high-pitched giggle "fun fun fun!" She mumbled before face-planting the floor, letting out a snore that rumbled the floor.
"Oh how feminine" Taffyta said sarcastically, wrinkling her nose.
The dreaded door opened again, and as Snowanna stepped forward she immeditly fainted before saying anything.
"Rancis!" Baleena smiled, ignoring Snowanna limp figure that was infront of the door. Rancis turned pale and reluctantly followed Baleena inside.
Vanellope, Taffyta and Jubileena turned to each other "the last 3" Taffyta stated calmly as the door flung open again and Racnis staggered inside "IM GONNA-WHOOPS!" Rancis shouted as he farted loudly, and let out a burp aswell "ew! For gumdrops sake Rancis!" Vanellope scolded in disgust, "or should we call you Rancid?" Jubileena added and Racnis grinned at them drunkenly, letting out another wall-shaking fart "wee-who! Seeeeexy girls! Loving the noses that you wear, very-" Rancis tripped over Snowanna limp body and sprawled over the floor, fainting.
"WHY IS EVERYONE FAINTING?!" Taffyta screamed.
"Jubileena now!" Baleena Banana-Bomb called out and Jubileena kept to her feet, her eyes wide "NEVER! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" She yelled, but then Baleena took out a cherry-lollypop "I have a lollypop" She smiled, swaying the red lollypop temptingly in her fingers and Jubileena stared at her trance-like, before slowly following her inside the dreaded door. "Poor, poor Juby" Vanellope sighed.
"Huh, whatEVER! I bet that everyone is just making a big fuss over nothing becuase they're all massive babies!" Taffyta rolled her blue eyes and stood up when the door opened once again and walked past Baleena before she even asked, closing the door as Jubileena staggered into the room "lollypop, lollypop oh lolly lolly lollypop! Da dum dum dum" Jubileena wheezed, putting the sticky lollypop absent-mindedly into her hair.
She suddenly stared at Vanellope "HUNGRY!" She suddenly snapped, gnashing her teeth as she slowly advanced on the raven-haired girl.
Vanellope backed away from Jubileena "woah! Calm down! It's me, remember? Vanellope! Your friend?" Vanellope exclaimed. Jubileena ignored her and started tearing off pieces of the marshmallow bean bags, shoving them into her month with saliva dribbling down her chin, before she started pulling off the pictures on the ways and eating the candy-cane frames AND the actual picture too. "MMMMH! Good grub!" Jubileena stared at Vanellope again "better grub!" She hissed, and leapt at Vanellope but Vanellope smashed a piece of uneaten chair at Jubileena head and she fainted "sorry Jubileena" Vanellope said "I just don't want you turning cannibalistic!" The only reply the raven-haired president got was a mumbled "iiiiiiiii want candy..." From the cherry-themed racer.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!" A shrill scream shattered the silence and Vanellope winced "did someone just put a chipmunk in the blender?" She said, and Taffyta dashed into the room, mascara dribbling down her cheeks in snail-trails "The darkness! dnt let it get me! The...walls...closing...too..much...darkness!...LI GHTNESS IS FADING!" Taffyta shrieked and Vanellope slapped her round her face "CUT IT OUT!" Vanellope yelled at her before the pink-clad racer crumpled to the ground.
"Oh jumping jiggawhats, Taffyta! Are you okay?!" Vanellope gasped, before the door slowly creaked open again and Baleena Banana-Bomb leered out of the darkness
"Hold out your arm please, it won't hurt...much."