Dr. Drakken's How-To Rule the World
First of all, I would like to say that I do not own Dr. Drakken, Shego, or anything else. Also, the plan enstated in this story
is not real. The tools don't even go together right. So enjoy the show!
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2:59 P.M...
Drakken: Where's my Jewels!?
Teen: I don't know dude.
Drakken: Bling, bling!
Director: Drakken! Shego! Your on!
3:00 P.M...
Drakken: Hello young people that view tv that is uneducational! This is one episode of the Drakken Series! Welcome
to Drakken's How-To Rule the World! So to learn from the first beginner portion of this show, you will need the heaters
and engine of yours or your parents car! (Don't worry, when you rule the world, you won't need one)Next, you will need
a big shelf. Put the engine and heaters in the shelf and wire it in. Then, get a giga hydrolic super beam blaster cannon
and attatch to the top shelf.
Shego: So what's your smart plan?
Drakken: First, I shall har-Um, you shall harness the energy of the sun's rays to power up your beam. Then fire it at the main electricity
factory of the earth. No electricity, No power! Muhahahaha!
Shego: Whatever.
Drakken: So now let's take a commercial break.
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Drakken: We're back! Now I will show you how to use it right. Let's fire it up Shego!
Shego: Whatever Dr. D.
Drakken: Muhahahaha! Now fire it!
KABOOOOM!!!!!!
Shego: Well, what a surprise. Your machine beam thingy is defective. Didn't see that coming.
Drakken: You're being sarcastic again, aren't you?
Shego: Bingo!
Drakken: Maybe so, but maybe our viewers at home did well?
Shego: ...
Drakken: ... Hello? FBI? Yes, um, did the main power factory of electricity get blown up?
FBI guy: ...No.
Drakken: WHAT!? I mean, um, okay, just checking.
Shego: Your machines are still defective. Surprise, surprise...
Drakken: Um, sure. Whatever. Next we shall-
Shego: Kim Possible!
Drakken: And the buffoon.
Kim: Don't even think of teaching people about evil!
Ron: Yeah!
Drakken: Um, that sound means we're out of time! Tune in next time!
BAM!
Drakken: Ow! Shego! Help! HELP! OUCH!
Drakken: Yes and no flames please!
KABOOM!
Drakken: Shego! OW! Kim Possible! You think you're all that! But you're not!
First of all, I would like to say that I do not own Dr. Drakken, Shego, or anything else. Also, the plan enstated in this story
is not real. The tools don't even go together right. So enjoy the show!
______
2:59 P.M...
Drakken: Where's my Jewels!?
Teen: I don't know dude.
Drakken: Bling, bling!
Director: Drakken! Shego! Your on!
3:00 P.M...
Drakken: Hello young people that view tv that is uneducational! This is one episode of the Drakken Series! Welcome
to Drakken's How-To Rule the World! So to learn from the first beginner portion of this show, you will need the heaters
and engine of yours or your parents car! (Don't worry, when you rule the world, you won't need one)Next, you will need
a big shelf. Put the engine and heaters in the shelf and wire it in. Then, get a giga hydrolic super beam blaster cannon
and attatch to the top shelf.
Shego: So what's your smart plan?
Drakken: First, I shall har-Um, you shall harness the energy of the sun's rays to power up your beam. Then fire it at the main electricity
factory of the earth. No electricity, No power! Muhahahaha!
Shego: Whatever.
Drakken: So now let's take a commercial break.
______
Drakken: We're back! Now I will show you how to use it right. Let's fire it up Shego!
Shego: Whatever Dr. D.
Drakken: Muhahahaha! Now fire it!
KABOOOOM!!!!!!
Shego: Well, what a surprise. Your machine beam thingy is defective. Didn't see that coming.
Drakken: You're being sarcastic again, aren't you?
Shego: Bingo!
Drakken: Maybe so, but maybe our viewers at home did well?
Shego: ...
Drakken: ... Hello? FBI? Yes, um, did the main power factory of electricity get blown up?
FBI guy: ...No.
Drakken: WHAT!? I mean, um, okay, just checking.
Shego: Your machines are still defective. Surprise, surprise...
Drakken: Um, sure. Whatever. Next we shall-
Shego: Kim Possible!
Drakken: And the buffoon.
Kim: Don't even think of teaching people about evil!
Ron: Yeah!
Drakken: Um, that sound means we're out of time! Tune in next time!
BAM!
Drakken: Ow! Shego! Help! HELP! OUCH!
Drakken: Yes and no flames please!
KABOOM!
Drakken: Shego! OW! Kim Possible! You think you're all that! But you're not!