Dear Fanfiction,
Please, stop pairing me with Percy and Nico. One, Percy is dating Annabeth and I would never mess that up. Two, Nico is like, 13. So thats just weird. Three, I"M A FREAKING HUNTER IDIOTS I DON'T MAKE OUT WITH PEOPLE ESPECIALLY NOT PERCY AND NICO! And even thought it's totally disgusting that you pair us together, it wouldn't be wrong genetically. People are always saying we are cousins, but no. We are not cousins. If we were cousins, children of Demeter couldn't date any of the big three's children either. So just ignore the genetics, demigods can date other demigods, as long as they have different parents. Thank you fanfiction!
-Thalia Grace
Dear Fanfiction,
Me and Percy, seriously? That is completely ridiculous! Percy is currently slightly mad at me for not telling him about his part life when he lost his memory. Well sorry! But anyway, I'm like 13, so stop pairing me with 17 year old guys. Nico DiAngelo=STRAIGHT!
-Nico
Dear Fanfiction
Will you stop with the Travis and Katie. They are so furious about this that they are making me right this stupid letter. So please stop, it is getting in the way of my pranks. No more Katie and Travis making out in sheds, our during truth or dare. They HATE each other. So THERE!
-Conner Stoll
Dear Fanfiction
I have something important to say about hair and eye color.
Piper: Eyes change color, Hair is brown and choppy
Jason : Blonde hair blue eyes
Drew : Dark brown hair brown eyes
Selina: Brown hair, brown eyes.
Thalia: short black hair, blue eyes
Leo: brown hair dark eyes
Clarisse: brown hair brown eyes
Chris: Brown hair brown eyes
Octavian:blonde hair blue eyse
Reyna:black hair brown eyes
Also, all the pairings of me and Thalia, Artemis, or any guys are completely unrealistic. I am with Annabeth, so please stop it.
-Percy Jackson