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"Life, beauty, and magic…All is what I use to describe the cockatolis. We will go into detail as we explore the life of this magnificent being on….

The Life of Birds and Beasties with Cait Sith

Cait Sith is trying to sound like David Attingborough. "We are here on Mt. Corel to show you the nesting grounds of a bird called the cockatolis. We know that this bird likes to nest on Pheonix Downs, so we must find some."

The camera wobbles a little as Yuffie shifts onto her right foot. "Can we, like, go to that spot with the nest we saw before-"

Ciat Sith holds a paw up. "Shhh!" He slips over to her and leans in "(We can't make it sound like it going to be easy!)"

Yuffie doesn't respond. " …."

He steps back and resumes the naturalist. "As we continue our trek up the mountain, we can see a young family of Bombs! How nice! They seem happy! (Zoom in)"

Yuffie replies. "I'm not getting in there!"

Bombs: "Bomb!"

Cait Sith bounces over the railroad tracks and hops in place as he points above him. "Ah, we are here! These are the Cockatolis chicks. The Pheonix Downs help incubate them."

Chicks: Peep! Peep!

Bombs: "BOMB!"

Cait Sith turns around quickly. "(gasp) Oh, dear the bombs are attracted to the warmth of the Downs." He starts to nervously chew on his horn." Suddenly, a giant cockatolis jumps out in front of the bombs.

Cockatolis: CrEEEE!

Cait Sith perks up again and points. "It's the mother! Great! Now we shall see one of its special attacks."

The Cockatolis pecks at the bomb.

Cait Sith giggles with delight. "The Cockatolis used its beak attack against the bombs!"

Bombs: B-b-bomb!

Yuffie points to the scene. "Hey, the bombs got bigger. I think that's a bad thing."

Cait Sith looks to the camera, explaining the scene. "The bombs make their getaway! They-"

(BOMB!)

The bombs explode and the mother cockatolis goes flying across the ground, hitting the side of the mountain. "CREEE!"

Cait Sith grabs his face in shock. "The cockatolis appears to be hurt! The Bombs have used self-destruct. This is horrible!" He then goes bouncing towards it.

"What are you doing!" Yuffie says not sure whether to follow him or not.

"The bird needs help!" He shouts back.

"Haven't you ever heard of leaving nature to its course, or whatever; that circle of life thing?" She whines. She follows after him pathetically.

"CREEE!" The bird sprays Cait Sith with a fine mist as soon as he gets close enough.

Cait Sith coughes and begins to retreat. "Petrify smog! We must leave!"

Yuffie steps back with him. "We didn't bring any softs!"

Cait Sith just looks to the camera as he begins to go solid, " …Well this…is all…for today's…show. Tune in…N-E-X-T…(cracking)

T-I-M-E…for…(Break!)"

(fade out music)

Yuffie pans the camera around looking for the rest of the crew which has run off. "Can somebody get me outta here!"

End.

Please let me know what you think. Peachy!