(Garden Theme music)

Selphie: Hyee, folks this is your incredibly outgoing host, Selphie Tilmitt!

Today on my incredibly self-titled show, I'd like to clear up some information. First of all, Balamb is great and Galbadia bites the big one! OK, closure! And now I'll check your letters, oh, that's right… You folks at home can write me, just remember that. Ahem, understandable, no letters. Well, it is our first show!

Now, you may have heard of Laguna Loire, but did you know that he's got a lot in common with yours truly? Well, here on Balamb Internet, I've dedicated a site to him! In a couple weeks time I'm going global with this so the world can read it. Now I'd like to introduce our first guest on the show, Mr. Laguna!

A small applause is heard then tapers off.

Selphie smiles nervously and resumes. "Well, he's not here physically, but joining us via satellite. 'Evening Mr. Laguna!'"

A screen pops up with Laguna smiling back. "How's it goin'?"

"It seems like fate just chose a strange path for us both."

Laguna's smile starts to turn into confusion. "Uhh, I guess so…"

Selphie leans towards the screen, trying to look like a serious reporter. "But really, when did you first get into writing?"

Laguna regains his confidence and answers. "When I was in the army, I thought it would be the best way to reach out to people, especially since we traveled so much."

"We?" she asks puzzled.

"Uh…" he stammers, not sure if he said something wrong.

Selphie decides to give him another question. "What kind of places did you see?"

Laguna pauses. "Wait I'll think of it…"

Selphie looks at her watch. "That's OK, um when did you become-"

Laguna pops out of his thought. "Huh?"

"When did you become Esthar's President?"

"Aah, well it's sorta like- " As he begins, he leans over the keyboard and presses down on the End Transmission button. The screen goes black. A computer voice speaks up. "Transmission lost…"

W"hoops! Oh well, we're short on time anyway. I'd like to quickly mention that my choice book for the week is Stories of a Chocobo Hunter, controversial! Well, be sure to tune in next time when I'll discuss Garden Festivals! Also, catch me on Rinoa's new show! See Ya!"

Notes- This is a story that should pick up speed in the second chapter. Please let me know what you think. Thanks.