I do in fact own and profit off of these
To promote my new books "The Fool's Handbook" and "It's All Clean Unless You Think Sex Is Dirty" (which as a pun provided personally by Piers Anthony himself) I am posting some jokes from said books. You can find them on Amazon under Clayton Overstreet and C.D. Overstreet
Cop: Do you know why I'm giving you this citation
even though you were parked?
Lesbian: Because my girlfriend and I were doing 69 in a residential neighborhood and my view was obscured by curves so that I could not see the asshole right in front of me.
Q: What did the midget do when she realized she was gay?
A: She just had to face up to it.
Teacher: I'm always impressed by how close your daughters are. They're always sitting together, holding hands, looking out for each other during school and walking home together too. I stopped kissing my sister in public when I was in elementary school. It's really inspiring to see two sisters still so close in high school.
Mother: I'm actually shocked to hear that.
You're really assuming a lot.
Teacher: Why? Is it because they don't get along at home?
Mother: No. It's because my daughter is an only child.
A woman heard something from her daughter Tammy's room and stepped inside before she froze staring. Her daughter was lying naked on her bed, her face up between the legs of a gorgeous Asian woman in a dominatrix outfit complete with whip and a nun's habit. Next to her was a gorgeous redhead covered head to toe in body glitter massaging body oil over Tammy's thighs. A blond woman and a black girl nibbling at her neck while she was roughly groping their breasts.
Tammy looked up as the door opened and met her mother's eyes. "Okay mom… I know what this looks like,
but don't jump to any conclusions."
Q: What did the bisexual say when she admitted to her girlfriend that she'd been cheating on her with a man?
A: Sorry, I'm late.
I like my men like I like my coffee: thrown into a burlap sack over the back of a donkey while I lick whipped cream off the rim of my mug of hot chocolate.
Q: What can be found on a tropical island
that is really fruity and smells like ginger?
A: Mary-Anne
So the blond girl said to the redheaded woman, "Are you sure we should be doing this? I'm not wearing a condom."
Rolling her eyes the redhead reached into her purse and
handed the blond a dental dam. "Use this."
The blond unfolded it and then said, "Well that's nice. None of the guys I've been with ever gave me one of these before." She tucked it under her chin and across her breasts like a bib. "When I think of all the dresses I've ruined…"
Mom I swear, I've never even kissed a boy.
Mother: What's that mark on your neck? Were you and your little girlfriends using the vacuum to give each other fake hickeys at your sleepover last night?
Daughter: … Yes. Yes we were. That's exactly what happened.