Ok, My big chance

Ok, My big chance. I'm gonna do a nice fanfic, only of me if the Akatsuki find me first. This might be crazy, so buckle up. Oh, and it will be in third person. Plus, I don't care how and when like Orochimaru defected and Sasori died. It's my damn fanfic and you wil LIKE IT.

I don't own Naruto. If I did, Tobi would walk around with a pimp hat and cane.

"Tobi's a pimpin' good boy"

Chapter One

The New Kid

THUMP The teenager hit the ground. He was knocked out. Two figures in matching black uniforms with red marks on them walked up. "Hm. Interesting. Should we take him and show him to the boss?" the black-haired man asked. "I personally wanted a little snack, but I figure this might be fore the better." The blue man with a large sword stated. "You carry him then." The other man said. The shark demon sweatdropped. "What? Why me?" he asked. "You're obviously not doing anything." His partner said. "You're carrying a can of beans, and they're even in your pocket. I'm carrying Samehada." The blue man said. The dark-haired man's red eyes flashed. The shark man sighed. "Alright." He said as he picked up the teenager on the ground, and walked back to the lair.

The teen woke up slowly, only to see a hand with a mouth and tongue sticking out waving in front of his face. "AHHH." He yelled and fell out of bed in shock. The blonde laughed. "You ok, un?" The teen got back up and on the bed. "Ouch…where are I?" the teenager asked. "You're in our lair." The blonde said. "Ohhhhk." The teen said. He ran his fingers through his rough black hair. "What is your name?" He asked. The blonde smiled. "Deidara, and you?" "Will." He said. "Pleasure to meet you, Will." Deidara said, sticking out his hand. Will went to shake it, but remembered the hand. "Uh….that's alright." Will said. "Damn. You're quicker then some people. I got so many people with that trick." Deidara said. Suddenly, the door opened. A shadow seemed to walk in. "Pein." Deidara said. "He's awake. Good." Pein said. "What's going on here?" Will asked. Deidara left. "We are a group called the Akatsuki. Our quest is to seal the nine demons, so the world will be at peace." Pein said. Will said nothing. "Right now, you don't know your abilities. You were dragged here through a wormhole Orochimaru summoned when he escaped to deter us." Pein said. "Who?" Will asked.

"An old member. But now, I will introduce you to the group." He said. Will got up slowly, still a little sore. They arrived in a large meeting room. He saw several people. Very odd people. "Zetsu." Pein said, pointing to the man with a fly trap around his head. "Hello. Nice to make acquaintance with you." He said. "YOYOYO WAZZAPENIN HOMIE." He then said. Will was stricken with shock. "Did he just…" "Zetsu has a white side, and a black side. Like two personalities. That's why he doesn't have a partner." Pein said. "WORD." Zetsu said. "He's our hunter. Next is Deidara. You know him." Deidara waved his hand, the tongue coming out. "He uses clay to make explosives." Pein said. "KATSU." Deidara said, and something blew up beside Will, making him jump. "Anyway, he is partnered with Sasori. The red haired man. He is a puppet master." Pein said. Sasori just waved. "Then is Itachi. Master at genjutsu and possesses the Mangekyo Sharingan." He said. Itachi said nothing.

"It was him and Kisame, the blue man, who found you." Pein said. Kisame just wove, his massive sword behind him. "You a freaking shark?" Will asked. Kisame sweatdropped. "What gave that away?" Kisame asked. "Kakuzu. He is a greedy bastard with the ability to separate limbs. His partner is Hidan. He worships Jashin, and is immortal." The man with silver hair and a three pronged scythe waved. "Whoa. Kick ass." Will said. "Next is the only girl, Konan. She's paired with me, but will be paired with you, that is if you can pass." Pein said. Konan smiled and waved. "What can you do?" Will asked. A piece of paper came up and cut Will on the finger. "OW. Bitch." Will said, sucking on his now bleeding paper cut. "Mmm. Blood." Kisame said. Itachi slapped him upside the head. "But...how?" I asked. "You don't know anything about chakra?" Pein asked. "Huh?" Will asked. Pein sighed. "This is gonna be a long day. KONAN. You will show the new kid the ropes." He said.

The next week was consisting of hardcore training. Will first had to know what chakra was, then had to be taught how to use it. Will still had a hard time getting the signs right. "HORSE. TIGER. MONKEY…FUCK I FORGET THE MONKEY SIGN." Will said. Konan showed him the sigh. "Oh damn it. I forgot. Alright." Will finally got a chain of signs going. Konan would give him words and Will would do the sign. "Alright. You got it." Konan said. "Transform." Will said, and transformed into Konan. He then poofed back into himself. "Not bad for a week. Now, to teach you about the jutsus. Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, and Taijutsu." Konan said. A few more weeks went by. Pein was impressed by his progress. Konan would find Will up around midnight training himself. Then, right at sunrise, Will would be ready for more training. His speed was amazing, and his use of jutsu was even more. Pein knew it was time. "Kisame. You will fight Will. If he wins, he is in." Pein said. A smile crossed the shark demon's face.

That's right. The new kid will face Kisame. What will happen? I don't even know. Tune in next time.

Stinger is peacing out.