Edwards Vagina

Chapter 1 - My Job

EPOV

I stood in my changing room looking at myself in the mirror one last time. I looked great but my 6 inch, white stilettos where killing my feet. I had 4 minutes to go before my show, so I touched up my make-up, straightened up my stockings and made sure they were still attatched to my suspenders. I brushed down my french maids outfit with my hands, clipped a black hair pin in my long blonde wig so it doesn't fall off and tucked my genitals into my skimpy white frenchies.
"Good luck dude" Jasper shouted as he walked past dressed in the tightest, shortest and pinkest dress I had ever seen.
As the lights dimmed, my heart started beating so hard I thought it was going to burst through my chest or I was going to have a heart attack, which ever came first. I walked onto the stage, took my position and the lights brightened.
As I was pole dancing two gorgeous girls came in the door. One wearing purple and the other wearing red. The petite one in the purple who looked kind of like a pixie was pointing at me as I finished my dance, and the one in red smiled and it was the most perfect little smile I had ever seen.
As I was walking off of the stage Jasper walked on and slapped my ass so the audience saw it. That got a round of cheers from the bar. As soon as I was behind the curtains I got called by the manager and my father. Carlisle.
"Edward you have a bidder waiting for you in The Black Room."
"Okay. How much?"
"$5000. Its your lucky night." Carlisle snickered and walked off.
'Wow! Five thousand dollers, they must be loaded.' I thought to myself.
I walked down the corridor to the last door on the left, 'The Black Room'. My heart skipped a beat as I turned the door handle and let myself in.
And there she was. The cute girl from the front door, in her skimpy red dress.
"Hi. I'm Edward." I tried to roughen up my voice, but it just doesn't work when you're stuffed into skimpy lace knickers with a major wedgie.
"Hello. I'm Bella." She replied in a soft voice.
She got off of the black leather sofa and walked towards me. I was mesmerized by her sexy, swaying hips. 'God this woman is beautiful' I thought. I altered my gaze as she got closer, my eyes falling upon the face of an angel. Big chocolate brown eyes, a perfect little nose and soft pouty lips. I could feel myself getting hard and it was very uncomfortable, but I just couldn't resist staring at her beautiful lips. As soon as she was close enough I dived in and kissed her. She pulled away, slapped my left cheek and stormed out.
I leant against the wall, sighed and adjusted myself. Can't go out looking like a half erected tent.

BPOV

I twisted the big diamond encrusted silver engagement ring on my finger, thinking about Emmett as guilt ran through me. I kept repeating to myself "I do love him. I do love him. I do lo....". The doorbell rang. I slipped my white top on and went down stairs missing the last step and falling to the floor. I got up and rushed to the door. As I opened it up, a loud squeal sounded and two arms shot out and wrapped themselves around me.
"BELLA!!!!!" Alice squealed so loud it sounded like she sat on a drawing pin.
"Hey Alice. What brings you here?" I said trying to sound happy to see her.
"I have 2 tickets to that new club tonight and you are coming with me!" She exclaimed pulling the 2 tickets out of her pocket and waving them in my face.
"What new club?" I said, confused.
"Honestly Bella, you need to get out more"
"I do. So whats in the bag?"
"Clothes. For you. For tonight." My jaw dropped when she held out the little bit of red fabric.
She calls this a dress?
"Go." She urged. "Try it on!"
I took the so-called 'dress' and wandered into the bathroom. I took off my jeans and t-shirt and slipped into this tight red dress. I walked out the bathroom door and looked at Alice. Her face lit up with an humungous smile "Wow." She breathed.
'Oh my god, Alice is lost for words.' I thought to myself. 'That's a first.'
"Make-up time." Alice announced breaking the silence. I nodded and she took my hand and dragged me to my bedroom.
Once she was done with my hair and make-up she picked up another bag and handed it to me.
"These also go with your outfit" she grinned.
I took out of the bag a pair of red, 5 inch heel stilettos.
"Alice I can't wear these," I wailed. "I'll break my neck!"
"No you won't Bells, just pretend you're walking on your tip toes." She said trying so hard not to giggle. "Anyway we better hurry or we'll be late".
Alice took my hand and we hurried or rather she hurried and I shuffled towards the door.
Arriving at the club 45 minute later, the bouncer opened up the club door and a loud beating of music escaped.
I looked straight up onto the stage as if my eyes were being attracted by a magnet. I saw the most beautiful man dressed as a woman. 'What kind of a club has Alice dragged me to?' I thought exasperated.
"I bet you wouldn't mind a one on one with him" Alice said pointing at the dancer, grinning.
I looked up and smiled at the dancer. "No Alice. I wouldn't."
With that she smiled at the waiter and gave him a big roll of notes.
"$5000 for a private show with that dancer." She chirped." Its for my friend here."
"Alice!" I hissed.
"Okay, come with me" The waiter replied, and I felt Alice pushing me forward.
I followed him down a corridor until he stopped at a door with a sign that read 'The Black Room'. I walked in and every single piece of furniture was black. Even the carpet, walls and ceiling. I sat on the leather sofa taking off my engagement ring and shoving it down my bra.
"Hi. I'm Edward." A slightly rough voice said. I jumped, not hearing him enter the room.
'Wow he's even sexier closer up.' I thought.
"Hello. I'm Bella." I said trying to sound sultry, but it came out like a whisper.
I got up off the couch and walked over to shake his hand, but he leaned in and kissed me passionately.
What the hell?
I pulled away and slapped him. Storming out of the room, I couldn't keep my mind off of how great that kiss felt. Warm, passionate, electric.
'What about Emmett?' that annoying voice in my head chipped in.
Shit. Emmett. I'm meant to be getting married to him and I'm here thinking about how great it was to be kissed by another man. A cross dressing one at that.
I was so angry at myself I left the club without waiting for Alice.
"Wait Bella." Alice called running out after me. "Whats the matter? What happened?"
"The sexy dancer kissed me." I stated. "It was nothing like how Emmett kisses me. This was much, much more."
"Lets go home." Alice said as she put her arm around me.