Chapter 1- Let's Begin Bi Visiting Apollo and Artemis
"There's always one gay twin out of the two."
Apollo and Artemis were both the gay twin.
Well, not exactly! Apollo was bisexual and Artemis was asexual. Either way, they were in no way straight (though none of the gods were).
They liked having little chats about it.
"So, you still like both?"
"Yep! What about you, anything caught your eye?"
"Nope."
"Great!"
One thing that often bugged them was when people who studied mythology insisted they were straight. Apollo made a haiku about it:
"Two very very queer gods,
Stop insisting we are straight,
You hetero ass"