AN: Yeah, it's a random ass song about the Hobbit, yet I mentioned Legolas...I must be going crazy...a rap song, about the Hobbit, ha!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, I only made up the song...
Smaug is the man,
Smaug is the boss,
Smaug has powers,
That ain't no loss,
Boumbor is short,
Boumbor is fat,
Boumbor takes naps,
Like a sleeping cat,
Gollum's thins,
Gollum's smalls,
Gollum's gots the precisss,
Ring ons,
Elves are fighters,
Elves are strong,
Elves are going to,
Ring the gong,
Goblins are weird,
Goblins are ugly,
Goblins have a,
Big Fat Belly
Bard shoots arrows,
Bard shoots them,
Bard fires the arrows,
And shoots them dead,
Bilbo is short,
Bilbo is hairy,
But when he gets the sword,
He is awfully scary,
Wiki-wiki-wiki,
Legolas is hot,
Word!
AN: I feel like an idiot for posting this...