[The story begins with Lynn Sr. walking towards the door while carrying a bag.]
Lynn Sr.: Rita! Kids! I've got the chinese takeout!
Kids: Takeout?!
[The children start running down the stairs and land on their dad.]
Lynn Sr.: My Leg.
[Everyone is at the table eating their Chinese food.]
Luna: Oh, yeah. This tastes rad.
Lisa: My taste buds are tingling with the sweet, tempting ingredient of the soy sauce.
[Lola and Lana slurp a noodle at both ends. Lola spits it out.]
Lola: Ew, Lana, get your saliva off of my food.
Lana: Get YOUR saliva off of MY food.
[Rita points at the bag, where she thinks she sees more food in it]
Rita: Look, everyone, fortune cookies. They can tell your fortunes.
Lisa: Preposterous, mother. Those edibles with the non-accurate words on paper inside are a bunch of baloney.
Leni: Lisa's right, you guys… I wanna see my fortune.
Lynn: Me too.
Luan: Me three
[Everyone takes out a fortune cookie and opens them up]
[Lisa reads her fortune]
Lisa: You will have a bright future. Like I said, preposterous. I am already bright.
[Lucy reads her fortune]
Lucy: The world as you know it is dull and gray. Sigh. It's true.
[Lily looks at her fortune. It says "Goo Goo Gaa Gaa". She is confused]
[Lola reads her fortune]
Lola: You will blossom with extravagant beauty. Wow, I'm one lucky girl.
[Leni eats her fortune cookie without realizing there was paper on it. It gets stuck on her throat and she chokes.]
Rita: Oh My Gosh! Leni's Choking.
Luan: Well It's about time somebody was "choking" around. [Laughs] Get it?
[Luan gets slapped in the face by Luna]
Lynn Sr.: Someone help her.
Lynn: I've got this. I know the Heimlich maneuver.
[Lynn does the Heimlich maneuver on Leni 3 times, then Leni spits out the paper and it lands on the table. Everyone sees that the fortune has turned out to be a ring. They all gasp]
Lucy: Is that a ring?
Lincoln: What was that ring doing inside a fortune cookie?
[Leni picks up the ring.]
Leni: This is my fortune? A ring? Wait. You don't think that I'm gonna get…
[She gasps and screams in joy.]
Leni: OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm engaged!
Everyone: What?
Lynn Sr.: Engaged? Now hold on, I really don't think that-
Leni: O M Gosh , I can't believe it! I'm gonna tie the knot, if only I did the same for my shoes, but who cares. I'm gonna be a wife. I'm gonna tell everyone the great news.
[Leni runs upstairs happy.]
Lori: Is she literally for real? How could she think she's engaged at her age? I wanted to be the one to be engaged first.
Lisa: Oh, pish posh, her puny mind lacks the ability to memorize this misunderstanding. By tomorrow, this whole thing will completely blow over.
[Lisa looks at her plate and sees that it's empty]
Lisa: Hey, who ate all my takeout delicacy.
[Lana burps.]
Lana: Sorry.