It was just another night in Bullworth Academy's Boy's Dorm.
Another regular school night, minus the fact that Gary Smith was awake, and planning something... Mischievous.
He crept into his and Petey's room, a grin on his face. "Look at little Petey, sleeping so soundly..."
Petey stirred slightly; he didn't like being woken up at this time of the night.
"WAKE UP PETEY- WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?" Gary yelled, running up beside Pete's bed.
Petey let out a startled yell, falling off of his bed. "What the hell, Gary?!" he exclaimed.
"Don't be scared, Petey, or he'll eat you. Monsters smell fear, lucky for you..." Gary said, grabbing Petey by the shoulders with one hand, leaning over the male's bed.
He pulled back, thrusting the hand that had been behind his back into the air. "I've got a SAFETY TORCH!"
"Gary, seriously, what are you doing?" Petey asked.
Gary grabbed Petey, pulling him on the same side of the bed he was on, watching him fall onto the floor. He held in his laughter, skipping a line to the song he'd heard some people muttering about, yelling "Put it in the hallway!" and skipping the 'SAFETY TORCH!' part, he dragged Petey into the hallway, placing the safety torch on the wall.
He skipped the 'scare the monsters away' part as well, as there weren't any monsters, nor did he get anyone to help him with what he was doing
"That'll be fifty bucks," Gary stated, holding his hand outwards to Petey.
"But the dorm is on fire!" Pete yelled, obviously panicked.
"Shhh..." Gary said, placed his hand over Petey's mouth. "Petey, things are looking pretty bad-" he needed a substitute, as it wouldn't have rhymed either way- "But lucky for you, I have come with a solution!" He dragged solution out slightly, grinning. Skipping 'It's your lucky day!', he exclaimed "SAFETY WATER!" and pulled a bottle of water from- somewhere.
"Gary, there's a fire-extinguisher right down the hallway-" Petey started, being interrupted by Gary saying "Put it in a bucket!" and getting a bucket, pouring the water into it.
"Pour it on the fire!" And dumping the water on the fire. "Maybe make a bubble bath..." Gary trailed off on that, skipping all of the yells of 'SAFETY WATER!'
"First one's on the house!" he finished.
Petey was quiet for a moment or so. "Heheh, I see what you did there. 'First one's on the house'..." he said.
"Hehe, yeah. But just the first one though. So those, plus all of the safety torches... It's about, let's just call it... Five hundred bucks."
"Screw that, Gary... Go talk to someone else about that!" Pete yelled, turning and walking back into his room.
Gary grinned. "I'll just bill your parents!" he called out, walking towards the lounge.
"... My parents are gonna kill me..." Petey mumbled, laying down on his bed.
I am going to be putting disclaimer's here, at the end, if my sister forgets to. And telling who wrote it. So, this was writen by Green, my sister, and the disclaimer... Neither of us own Bully. She wishes she could hug Petey so badly, though, for some reason... - BC