Hello everyone! This chapter is more of an introduction to the story than an actual proper chapter. I will built it pretty slow (but not too slow), so no smut from the beginning. I don't know how far I will go with the smut, because I've never written anything M-rated ever.

I'll try to update at least every month, but if I finish writing a chapter sooner I'll upload it anyways.


A lot happens on the first day back at Hogwarts: the students see each other again, first years get sorted, third years choose elective subjects and sixth years choose which subjects to drop, and most importantly, the headmaster gives a speech.

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Professor Day had only been headmaster for three years and had only graduated eight years ago. She was both the youngest and the first muggle-born headmaster. She was a very excitable and powerful witch from Ravenclaw, which probably helped her with her job; Nothing could bring her down. She'd already proven to be very commendable in the eyes of Albus' father.

Her speech started off pretty normal, but ended up somewhere no one had expected.

"… After many years of pleading, I've finally gotten an OK from the ministry to introduce a new subject at Hogwarts! A subject that is also given at Muggle schools. It will be mandatory for everyone in his or her third year and above. The new subject is: Sexual Education!"

Even though a full great hall was never quiet and fully attentive, everyone had heard it. All eyes were on professor Day and gasps, giggles and whispers filled the room.

The headmaster needed to raise her voice to speak over the tumult.

"Now, now! Let me explain it please. I know some of you might think it's funny or unnecessary but you'll see in class that intercourse's actually quite an important thing to learn about. There are many dangers attached to sex, and beside that, also some great things, but I'll leave that part to your teachers.

"The truth is that there's quite the taboo around conversations about sex. I remember that at your age I didn't know much about intercourse, but of course we all want to experiment at some point!" – This gained more giggles – "It's much safer that you know what you're starting with when that time comes!"

She waited, with a big smile, until the ruckus died down before continuing. "Students in third year and above have been split in small groups for this class for more privacy. The groups are divided between the teachers. You'll see it on your timetables soon. Thank you for listening! I hope you enjoy this year!"

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In the Gryffindor common room everyone was comparing their timetables to find out whom they were grouped with. Albus soon found out he was the only fifth year Gryffindor to have SE on a Thursday. He didn't know whether to be sad or happy. It gave him privacy and a chance to get to know new people, but what if all the people in his group were awful? His closest friends, Zeus (what sort of cruel parents name their son Zeus? – Okay, Albus wasn't the best name to get either) and Gideon, both had the subject third period on Monday. He was slightly jealous.

James and Fred were dancing around the room happily, singing about sex. They were awfully excited. Though Albus wasn't sure about Fred, James had already lost his virginity a few years ago and he claimed to be amazing at "it". Girls flocked around him.

He wouldn't say it out loud, but Albus hoped that this class would prove that James wasn't actually as good at it as he thought he was.

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It was only the first day back a Hogwarts – well, technically the second day – and Scorpius had already broken the rules. He'd snuck out of the castle at night. He couldn't help it. He just loved the nightly air too much.

He sat hidden underneath a tree next to the only friend he trusted.

Raja was a good friend, a girl who knew where to stick her nose and where not and who just understood. The sort of friend Scorpius needed.

"So, Sex Ed, huh? Do you think they will teach us stuff about sex for, you know, you?"

Scorpius knew exactly what she meant with that. Almost year ago he told Raja that he might not like girls, after reading a book about homosexuality of course. If it hadn't been for that book, he might still not know what was going on with him. "I do hope so. But being gay is pretty rare for wizards and I think we should already be happy that they want to teach us about sex at all."

"You're a fucking unicorn, man, so unique... I just hope you'll find another unicorn soon."

Okay, so maybe being outside at this hour wasn't the only rule they broke.

"No more Firewhisky for you, mate," Scorpius laughed.