The Three Duckateers

Welcome! This is a parody of the Three Musketeers! No, not the classic novel that I have never read and would have failed miserably to parodies it. It is the parody of the Mickey Mouse, direct to video version, (hey, the plot is simpler to write with, and I don't have a lot of free time to write!) This is my first fan fiction, so please be nice! Though, seeing how dead this fan fiction section is getting, I don't suspect any reviews at all! This is a Mal/Wing fic with a little Duke/Tanya, don't like it, don't read it.

Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat, not, own anything in relations to the Mighty Ducks or the movie, if I did, I would have made Disney put the show back on the air again. All the aforementioned stuff belongs to Disney. You hear that, I don't own anything; the last thing I want is a big fat lawsuit.

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Character list:

Nosedive: The narrator, who adds a lot of unscripted commentary,

Mallory: The next in line for the throne, although she ain't a damsel in distress, she does slip up sometimes and finds that it's too much

stress being a princess. Is really suspicious of Dragaunous.

Tanya: Mallory's lady-in-waiting (assistant) Mallory's best friend and often

brings her back down to reality. Although she knows the unwritten rules being royal, she seems to dislike them, as well as Dragaunous

Wildwing: The leader of the three musketeers, Wildwing's dream was to

become a musketeer. Although his constant doubting of himself leads him to being a lowly servant, when he gets the chance to prove himself, he shows the other his great skill and his gentle

heart, too bad he's really just a pawn in Dragaunous' plans.

Duke: Once a thief, Duke got his life turned around when he met Wildwing

Grin. The skills he learnt from being a thief would have made him an excellent musketeer, but his dark past doesn't put him on the recruit

list, that and the fact that he values his friends more than a job. Quite suspicious of Dragaunous, a fact that leads him to pretty sticky

situations, and his spats with the princess doesn't help either.

Grin: He may not know that much about weaponry, but that is a fact that can

be dismissed. I mean, have you actually looked at this guy? He is his

own weapon. Good thing his spiritual lifestyle makes him pretty calm,

and he doesn't use his muscles unless it's necessary.

Dragaunous: The corrupted captain of the musketeers, he will do anything

to become king. (Not very surprising, is it?)

Wraith: Dragaunous' henchman

Siege: Dragaunous' henchman

Chameleon: Dragaunous' henchman

Thrash and Mookie: the royal announcers and jesters seeing as how they actually report stuff are pretty funny

Phil: The guy in charge of all the papers and money and stuff like that. I will call him the "Note master" seeing as how he's in charge of all official documents,

Klegghorn: The royal advisor, although he does more complaining about

how things should be run than actually advising

Lucretia DeCoy: a spy Dragaunous hired, poses as a co-advisor, Tanya

doesn't really trust her and her "advice". Also hired to

break the three musketeers up (oops, I said too much!)