Show Time!

(Ch.1: Absolute Order)

By: Riku

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from –man, it is Katsura Hoshino's. I just own the OCs.

Warning: YAOI (Boy x Boy), my awful grammar aaand, OOC??

A/N: Another fic with my cute OCs!! They have a new plan for our beloved guys! Uuh, like usual, I will not allowed my cute OCs to flirt with our beloved guys except for teasing them. Anyway, just enjoy it!

One day at the Noah's house, there was someone who was desperately seeking for some fun because she felt very bored.

There was a burning fireplace, giving a warm temperature in that room. It was a dining table with many chairs that can be sat by 10 peoples or more. But unfortunately, there were only The Noah of dream, pleasure, bond and lust sitting there.

Road, the Noah of dream was doing her homework hopelessly while the Noah of Pleasure was reading a book and smoking. The Noah of Bond, Devito and Jasdero, were aiming their gun to each other head like usual. And the Noah of Lust was just quietly sitting on the chair, enjoying the sound of the old clock beside the fireplace.

"Ahhh!! I'm sick of this!" Said Road, she pouted while she closed her homework book. She sighed and waved the pencil up and down.

Tyki turned his head to Road and said, "Road, stop complains."

"But Tyki, I'm too lazy to do my homework. I want to have some fun!!" Said Road, she leaned her head on the table.

Suddenly the sound of the opened door make them stop talking, all the Noahs that sat on the chair stared at the door.

"My, my, good afternoon everyone." Said the Earl approaching his chair and sat there.

"Good afternoon, Sennen-kou!! What make you very enthusiast to gathering us here?" Said Road, she stood up and hugged The Earl.

The Earl laughed and stroked Road's hair while replied, "There's nothing, I just want to have a nice tea-time with my children. All of you can eat what you want, I'll treat you all."

"Road-tama!! You haven't done your homework again?!" Said Lero, complained.

Road ignored Lero and said, "Kyaa! You are very kind, Sennen-kou!" Road jumped happily, while took Lero from Earl's hand and waved Lero around. Lero was crying because Road ignored him.

The Earl laughed, "Hohoho, and there is someone that will join us in our joyful tea-time here."

"Who is that 'someone' then, Earl?" Tyki asked.

The Millenium Earl turned his head to the door and said to the akuma maid that was standing right beside the door, "Let her in."

The akuma maid nodded and obeyed her master order and opened the door to let that 'someone' in. It was a surprise from The Earl for all the Noahs that were in the dining room when their former family came in.

"Goo~d afternoon~!!" said the girl who wore a black gothic punk garment that had many strings and there was a white colored cross symbol being carved on the collar. She matched her gothic garment with a cute mini red skirt and some silver jewelry, also with a black collar accessory on her neck.

Road jumped happily again and hugged Rhea, "Rheaa!! You've came! Kyaa, Sennen-kou, thank you very much for calling her!"

"Your welcome, Road. Hohohoho." The man with a big hat ate his chocolate parfait.

"Good afternoon, Rhea, how are you?" Tyki stood up and then bowed down politely, after that he sat back on his chair.

The ex-noah answered, "I'm fine, and it seems that all of you are fine too!"

Suddenly, Lulubell began, "Master, can I ask something?"

"What is that Lulubell?" The Earl asked.

The Noah of Lust asked, "Why do you bring her here?"

The Earl answered, "Because Road wants me to bring her here."

"That's right, Lulubell!" Road slipped her word happily.

Tyki asked, "Now, Road, what do you want to play?"

"You'll see Tyki." Said Road with a big evil grin carved on her face, making Tyki shivered.

"It's time, I should go now." The Earl stood up after he finished his chocolate parfait.

"Heee, Sennen-kou, are you leaving already?" Said Rhea with a pouted expression.

"I have a job to do, my dear."

"Hahhh, I want to help you. But my Noah… I'm sorry…"

The Earl stroked Rhea's hair, "It's okay, Rhea dear. Now, I shall go. Lulubell, do you want to come?"

Lulubell bowed down and then followed her master, "If you please then, master."

"Bye bye, Sennen-kou!" Road waved her hand enthusiastically.

The Earl answered with a laugh and he disappeared after walking out from the room with Lulubell with him.

Rhea approached the Portuguese, then she said, "Tyki-nii~! Want to play with us?"

"No thank you, I'll pass today." Tyki lifted his hand.

Road smirked sadistically at Tyki, "I bet you want to play, Tyki… with the exorcist…"

Rhea said, "Now that you mention the exorcist word… I think I should call Karin to come over."

"Yeah, you're right, it'll become more fun if she come too." Road grinned evilly.

The ex-noah nodded, "Uh huh… hehehehe." She gave a faint laughter.

Tyki shivered while remembered about what happen in the past, "Both of you aren't planning for something bad, right? Like before…"*

Rhea gave Tyki a cold stare, "No, we are just thinking about 'that'."

Road laughed, "Yeah, 'that'… mwahahaha."

"I think I should take a nap." Tyki stood up.

The Noah of Dream said, "Not that fast, Tyki… you will have your part in this game, so just wait patiently…"

Rhea picked the phone and started to call someone.

When the phone had been picked up, Rhea began, "Ah, hello~ Karin!!"

Karin, the exorcist was flustered in the beginning but suddenly realized who was talking with her, "Ngg, Rhea!! What's up for today?"

The ex-noah said, "I have a good plan! Wanna come?"

"Of course, tell me!"

"YA-O-I… we'll have a good movie today."

"Starring?"

Rhea said while licked her upper lip, "All our beloved guys! Including my rabbit…"

"So, how many people?" Asked Karin.

Rhea lifted up her hand and started to count with her finger, "Umm, Tyki-nii, Lavi, Allen, Yuu, Devito. I think five people."

Devito suddenly said, "Hey, why should I come with you?! And it's only me, how 'bout Jasdero?!"

Road replied, "Jasdero is too innocent to play in this game, so it's only you Devito. There is no way that I will drag Dero to this dark side, since he is not suited for it too~."

Rhea nodded, "Right, right!! Can we come over there? We can watch in your room."

The female exorcist said happily, "Of course! But make sure to use your ark and be in your human form. I don't want to get any trouble."

"Got it! See you later!" Rhea said.

"Yup! See you later! Bye!" Karin hung up the phone.

The Noah of Pleasure was walking quietly to the door and he was going to open it until Road called him.

"Wait, Tyki… you'll not going anywhere." Road suddenly said.

The same went to Devito too and Rhea managed to call him, "And you too Devito…" The ex-noah pulled Devito's fur coat and glared at him with a smile on her face.

Jasdero approached Rhea and called, "Rhea~! Rhea~! How about me? he!"

Rhea answered with a smile, "Dero can be a good boy by staying here, I'm going to punish Devi now. Can you do it?"

"I can! He!" Jasdero smiled with his sewed mouth.

Rhea jumped happily and said, "Great! That's why I liiiike you so much Dero."

"Let's go~!" said Road while opened a door that can be used to go to Karin's room right away.

"Someone…help us…." said both of Tyki and Devito, but the girls ignored them and kept pulling them.

---xXx---

At the HQ, inside Karin's room…

Road went out from the ark's door and greeted Karin while waving her hand, "Good day, Karin!"

Karin who was reading a book while waiting for her friends arrive got up from the bed and greeted back, "Ah, good day, Road. And welcome!"

Rhea approached Karin and grinned, "Nice exorcist's clothes! Is it new?"

Karin smiled cheerfully, "Thanks, I modified it myself! You have a nice cloth to like usual. I like that black gothic punk garment…"

"We can make it together later. Now, ready for having some fun?" Rhea smirked.

Karin smiled back to Rhea, "Of course! Tell me your plan."

"I'll be the bait for the exorcist~! Do you mind?" Rhea asked.

Karin shook her head and stared at Tyki and Devito, "No, not at all. And the gentleman over there?"

Tyki asked, "Can I just watch?"

Rhea straightly said, "No, Tyki-nii. You'll get your part."

"She's right, Tyki. Remember how delicious that rabbit is? Don't you want to taste him more? I bet that he must be more delicious now…" Road licked her upper lip and touched her lips with her pointy finger.

The Portuguese quiet, "I…"

Road kept cornered Tyki, "Aw, Tyki, you want it right? Some fun, some pleasures, you can go fuck him all the way you want…"

The ex-noah smirked evilly with very cold eyes and said, "Tyki-nii… I'll give him to you…"

"I'm in… I guess?" Tyki said hesitantly.

Road smiled cheerfully and hugged Tyki, "Hooray!!! Tyki is the best!! How bout you, Devito?" She released Tyki and stared at Devito.

"I don't want to watch, I just want to go ba…ck?" The punk stopped to talk just when he saw a leg flying to him and kicked the wall right beside his head until it cracked.

Karin gave him a cold glare, "No going back until you give us some fun…"

Rhea continued, "I'll give you the innocent one, Devi…"

Road jumped and said, "Ah, are you going to call Allen? Then I'm being more excited to watch it."

"Tyki!" Devito called the adult, asking for some help.

Tyki smirked, "Sorry, Devito. I seek fun."

"Oh man…" Devito had a cold sweat pouring down from his body.

Karin smiled and said, "Don't worry Devito, you'll like it…"

Road began, "Now, now. Shall we go with our plan?"

"Hmmm… I wonder, who will be Kanda's buddy?" Karin touched her lower lip with her pointy finger.

Rhea shook her head and answered, "We'll think about him later."

The female exorcist complained, "I don't want him to do it with Allen, remember about last time?* It's too boring and too serious, I prefer the playful one."

Suddenly, Rhea shouted, "…Ah!! Why don't we have them to fuck each other?"

"Like?" Karin asked.

The ex-noah began to spit her evil plan, "First, Tyki-nii and Lavi, we should give them privacy. Then let Allen do with Devito. After that, Kanda will do it with Lavi while Tyki-nii does it with Allen!"

Karin refused and shook her head, "No, no. Why don't we gather them in the same room and let them have they way?"

Road said, "Letting them to be in the same room… don't you think that it's too dangerous? There'll be a dominant player there…" She lifted her pointy finger.

After listened to Road, Rhea nodded and said, "Yeah, Road's right… we can't do that. At least we can watch it one by one."

"Uh huh, that is the easiest way." Karin seemed to be agreed.

Road asked, "Are they busy with their useless mission?"

The female exorcist shook her head and said, "No, I've already checked. They have no mission for three days forward."

Suddenly Devito asked, "Why don't you use your power, Rhea?"

Rhea glared at Devito and said, "If I didn't lose my power then I would use it happily now and I'll still become a Noah, baka Devi."

"Aww, my bad…" Devito said while letting his tongue out and showed it.

"Nah, it's okay." Rhea waved her hand up and down.

Road hugged Rhea from the back and said, "But, your power will be very useful, since you are the best puppeteer. To can control someone and making them to become one of your puppet…"

"It's okay, we can just do our plan without any Noah's power. Now, continue with our topic. Come here, Karin, Road." Said Rhea while sat on the bed. She wanted to make their distance with the guys became farther.

Devito called, "Rhea."

Rhea turned and looked at Devito, "What? Just stay there and I'll tell you when I finished, just be patient until then."

"But…" Devito pouted.

Tyki pulled Devito to sit again and said, "Devito, listen to her. Or she will do something terrible to you."

Maybe Devito imagined what Tyki said before and he gave up, "You're right. Che…"

---xXx---

The girls were thinking very hard for their plan.

"Hmm… I wonder…" Karin mumbled. She blew up a wind from her mouth to her hair.

Road suddenly asked, "Should I go to the porn store?"

Rhea refused straightly, "No."

"Aww, why?" Road pouted.

Karin grinned evilly, "Because… we have everything here…"

"Yeah… a stimulate tablet is ready…" Rhea did the same thing with Karin.

"And we can just watch them." Karin tangled her hair to her finger and rounded it while playing with it.

Road seemed to be bored, "Just that?"

Rhea took one of Karin's book and playfully opened the page, "Uh huh, I like the natural way."

Road made a questioning eyebrow, "No whip? Knife or even a candle?"

"Road… there's no need for that things…" Karin closed her eyes and opened it again.

The ex-noah nodded, "Yeah, because we have the butcher knife itself…"

The Noah of Dream flustered, "Meaning?"

The female exorcist said with an enthusiastic tone, "Tyki will eat Lavi violently!"

Rhea said, "Yeah! Raping him, scratch him until the skin peeled off, make the blood poured from his milky body. Bit his upper or lower lip until it is bleeding."

Road asked to make sure, "S & M?"

Rhea lifted her thumbs up and praised, "Yuppie!! We have no need of knife, whip or even a candle. This is not a queen and slave game."

"We will just use the weapon called…" Karin grinned.

"BODY!!" Rhea and Karin said it together.

Road's eyes were blinking, "Whoaa! Cool!!"

"That's not cool!!" Devito shouted.

"Shut up, Devito!!" Karin yelled.

The punk hugged himself, "But I don't like the 'body' part! It gives me a creepy chills!"

Rhea seemed angry and she glared at Devito, "At least you'll do it normally, baka Devi, be grateful."

"Yeah, you don't need to do some rough action with many weapons." Karin agreed with Rhea and nodded.

Road said with a sadistic smile, "Just use your body, you can scratch your lover body with your fingernail!"

Rhea continued, "Or use your teeth to bite their skin until it bruised or bleeding!!"

Just when Devito wanted to stand up and reply, Tyki pulled him to sit back.

Tyki said, "Devito, just quiet if you don't want them to cornering you."

Devito poured down a cold-sweat from his body and answered Tyki, "I think I understand your reason to accepting their crazy plan."

"That's just one of my many reasons." Tyki chuckled, he closed his eyes and began to smoked. It was his second cigarette since he arrived in Karin's room.

"What the hell?" Devito stared at Tyki with a curiosity and suspicious look.

Rhea suddenly said, "I'll sew your mouth if you don't want to shut your damn mouth now, Devito."

The ex-noah didn't even turned her head and looked straight to Devito's eyes, she just spitted her cold words.

Road sighed and said, "Ignore them, back to the topic."

"Come on, Rhea, you don't need to talk like that." Karin smiled.

Rhea's eyes still darkened, but she replied, "I'm sorry, it just slipped."

Karin chuckled and said, "Rhea, looks like that you have some imagination and you have to spit it out."

Rhea nodded and started to imagining things, "We will hear the voice of the hopelessly… a begging sound to stop or even for a more pleasure…"

"Ah, then we can hear his moaning voice, he will scream until his throat became dry." Karin continued.

"He will calling for the never arrived help."

"And he will end up as the slave!!!"

Rhea and Karin's conversation made Tyki, Devito and even Road dazed off. Road was the first to gain her calm and said, "I don't think that it will be that interesting!"

Karin muttered, "Hmm… but, something disturbs me…" she touched her lip with her finger.

Road asked, "What is that, Karin?"

Karin said, "It's more fun to use the favorite food method…"

Rhea though for a while, "Save the best for the last?" said Rhea.

The female exorcist started to ask for her best friend opinion, "Yeah, so?"

The gothic punk teen was totally agreed, "Of course!!"

The little girl slipped, "Then it will be warming up for Lavi, Kanda X Lavi?!"

Rhea said, "Agreed!! Or maybe after that we can make Devi do it with Lavi first, after that he can go to Allen?"

"That's a good idea too… but… I don't think that Lavi can keep up." Karin said.

The ex-noah flustered and she asked her sister, "Well, Road, you decide. We'll save Tyki-nii and Lavi for the last."

"Hmm… I prefer to see Allen first… Devi X Allen?" Road said her opinion.

Karin smiled, as she knew what Road will say, "Then?"

"I prefer the best for the last… so…"

Rhea grinned, "So?"

Road said with a big, evil grin on her face, "Kanda X Lavi?"

"Cool!! Then Tyki will get the last part, the main plus the closing show." The female exorcist lifted her hands up.

Rhea started to let out a faint and creepy laughter, "I'm very sure that Tyki-nii will give us a very interesting show."

Karin smiled, "You're right… Hmm…"

Road started to turn her head, "Then… Boys!! Huh…?"

They saw Devito fell asleep and Tyki was ignoring his sleeping brother with not waking him up.

Rhea had a vein mark appeared on her head, "That baka Devi…"

Karin glared with her darkened eyes, "He is falling asleep…"

Road approached Tyki and said with a soft sound, "Tyki… wake him up…"

The Noah of Pleasure refused by saying straight words, "I'm not a babysitter…"

Karin sighed and said, "If you don't wake him then I'll make sure that you'll not get your part…"

"No… if you don't wake him up right now then Tyki-nii…"

"What is it?" Tyki challenged Rhea.

Rhea continued, "You'll be the uke… I guarantee that."

Road gave her best sadistic smile, "And no letting him get what he please for a year too."

Tyki jumped put and shouted, "What!?…"

Karin cheered, "Then you should wake him up… Hurry!!"

The gothic punk teen closed her eyes while imagining uke Devitto and she said, "I'd like to see Devi's whimpering face when he woke up!"

"Then you should be a gentle seme to him, Tyki!" Road said.

Knowing that he will never and ever win from those girls, Tyki gave up.

The Portuguese sighed and started to shook Devito's body, "Hahh… oi, Devito… wake up."

Rhea grinned when she saw Devito was not responding to Tyki, "He is not responding~… why don't you kiss him Tyki-nii?"

"Ahh, sleeping beauty?" Karin asked.

Road became enthusiast, "Yeah, right!! Kiss him! Go, Tyki!"

The ex-noah said, "One or two kisses are fine. Come on, Tyki-nii. Consider this as a warming up before you get your part!"

"No pleasure…" Road said with a teasing tone.

Tyki stared at Road and said, "Road, you began to be an annoying girl."

Road smiled and said with a teasing tone again, "I'm not, I'm just a little girl that seek a fun~!!"

Karin forced Tyki, "Stop wasting time and hurry, just kiss him with love, Tyki."

"Uhh… should I do that?" Tyki asked hesitantly.

Road said while rubbing her lips playfully with her finger, "Of course! Just place your gentle lips to his!!"

"Slowpoke…" Rhea muttered.

"Huh?! Upphh!" Just when Tyki wanted to turn his head to see Rhea, the ex-noah managed to pushed his head first and make him kiss Devito.

Road shouted, "Yeah!! Make it deeper!!"

Rhea began to said while smirking, "Tyki-nii, I don't have to push your head to make it deeper right? You just have to do it yourself and make him wake up~…"

Karin clapped her hands and praised Rhea, "As I expected, you are not wasting any time, don't you?"

"Of course~!" Rhea answered while smiling with her best smile.

"Sadist!" Road said.

The gothic punk teen's smile changed into a sadistic grin, "Thank you, you should be like that if you want to have some fun."

Suddenly, Devito woke up and shocked to see that Tyki was kissing him, he kicked Tyki with his feet and swept his mouth with his jacket while yelled, "Tyki! What do you think you are doing to me?!"

Rhea complained, "What?! Done already? It's not fun…"

"Rhea, now you really are making me angry…" Tyki stood up and approached Rhea.

Road smiled sadistically and said, "Heee, Tyki is angry…"

Rhea began with a playful tone, "I have to do it for the sake of my hobbies, and I think that you are enjoying it too."

The adult smirked, "I'll show you what the meaning of 'enjoy' is…"

Suddenly Karin was already standing in front of Rhea and defended her, "And I'll show you the opposite of that 'enjoy' meaning…"

"Karin, back off…" Rhea said to Karin.

"I've promised to protect you, Rhea. Since you don't have any power right now."

"But he'll not do anything dangerous."

"Then, what do you think that he will do to you?"

"Lecturing me, maybe? Anyway, Tyki…"

Tyki buzzed, "Hmm?"

Rhea continued, "Your pheromone is too much than usual, what's wrong with you?"

"It's because he is very excited to get his part!" Road said.

Karin smiled teasingly and said, "Hooo, an impatient one…"

The ex-noah smirked, "You've done with your warming up with Devi, satisfied? That could make you hold your eager pleasure for a while."

"Just a little, but please, don't make me do something with him again. I'm a loyal man, you know." Tyki chuckled when he said his words.

Devito suddenly approached and complained, "Like hell I would satisfy!!"

"She is not asking you, Devito." Karin said.

Devito growled, "Urghh, but… I don't want to kiss Tyki!!"

Road leaned at Tyki's back and hugged him while having him do a piggyback ride while asking, "Then, whom do you want to kiss?"

"There is no one!" The punk shook his head and denied.

"Owh, really? How 'bout Lavi? Or Kanda?" Karin asked.

Road continued, "Or maybe Allen!"

Devito denied it again and yelled, "Not even one of them!!"

Rhea teased Devito, "Then, Jasdero?"

Devito answered straightly, "No."

The ex-noah became very pissed off and asked, "Then who? You can just tell me!"

"I said that I have no one that I want to kiss!" Devito said.

Road gave Devito an evil grin and said, "Ah, we'll see it later."

Karin continued, "Yeah, he will kiss someone. Whether he want to kiss by his own will or maybe with our little tricky help."

Can't hold her happiness anymore, Road released Tyki and jumped around, "It's reaaaaaaly fun!!! I'll get to see the beautiful scenery of life!"

Rhea began, "But I'm afraid that it'll be not as interesting as we imagined, I expecting something more fun than the one in the party last time."

"Nah, if it is not as we imagined, we can just force them to do what we want, right? With a little trick." Said the female exorcist.

Rhea chuckled and said, "Karin, it seemed that you are very enthusiast today."

Karin nodded, "Of course, I haven't seen a live action like this since I watch it at the party before. So I want more fun."

Road leaned her stomach in the bed and placed her head on her hand, "Then let's do it now, I'm desperately needing some fun now…"

"As you please, Road~." The gothic punk teen smiled.

Road started to calling, "Now!! Tyki, Devito!! Get ready for the show!"

Karin said, "Make sure that you give us a really good show!"

"Do your best!" Rhea lofted her thumbs up.

Devito dazed and said, "Wait! I don't understand!"

Tyki complained too, "You don't even tell us about your plan."

Road said, "It'll be Devito's first! You'll do it with Allen."

"What?!!??!" Devito shocked, his jaw fell to the floor.

Rhea said, "You don't need to be that shock. It's your lifetime partner as Cross' slave, right?"

Devito poured down an anime tears, "Ahh!! Don't say that name!! … it makes me remember something sad…"

Rhea continued with a flat tone, "Lame thing… just go now."

"I'll call Allen to go to the next room, it's empty and we can use it as our stage." Karin started to hold her golem.

"But it is not enough, is there any empty room around here? At least we need some more." The ex-noah asked.

The female exorcist said, "Don't worry, we'll clean up their mess. So we can move to our next plan."

Rhea pouted, "But…"

Karin grinned and said, "I have a new and clean bed cover, blanket and even a pillow here."

Road seemed to understand and she said, "Ahh, I get it. We can just change it and do our other plan. As I expected from you, Karin. Always being prepared."

"And it is easier if we just use one room, right?" Karin winked and said.

Rhea nodded and started to give an order to Devito, "Okay, then… Devi, you must go to the next room when we give you a sign. We will call Allen first to go to that room."

"Understand… Hahhh…" Devito, who was already fully giving up, had no choice other than to do what the girls want.

Road smirked evilly, "Then, let's begin the show…"

TBC…

A/N: Yey, back again with me, Riku's here… V(H)V. As usual, I made the first chapter as the preparation and planning. After that, we'll have the true show in the next chapter, so please check for it. Uhh, and sorry Devito, Rhea seemed to be a little mean to you, but she didn't intend to do so because she just like to tease you, so please forgive her.

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