You do realize this is a bad idea, don't you?
"Fuck off, Saphira. My fucking loins are burning for her."
She's a stone-cold bitch, and you know it.
"Shut up. You're just jealous, you whore."
And I think you're just tipsy. Although I wouldn't mind producing little Eragons with you.
"Oh snap, you did not just say what I think you said. I don't roll that way."
Except when you're on my back and we're flying. This is Alagaysia.
"So this is what my life is reduced to? Dragon porn?"
Well, can you blame me when the only other dragon around is old enough to be my grandfather?
"There's always Thorn."
Yeah, like I'd want to procreate with a dragon named Thorn.
"I see your point."
xxx
"Arya, my loins are burning for you."
"I don't think I can take you seriously. We all know who else your loins burn for."
"Hey, I didn't ask to see Oromis' loins. He practically shoved them in my face..."
"I wasn't talking about Oromis."
"…and so did Brom. 'Teach me about meat,' my ass."
"I wasn't talking about Brom either."
"…Oh?"
"I'm talking about your little Puff the Magic Dragon."
"Whoa, whoa, my stance ain't that wide."
"Well, good, because I'm banging her."
.xxx hallidart