Stupid Cupid
Disclaimer : Everything you recognize belongs to JK Rowling
It all started out as a typical year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft
and Wizardry. As usual, it was cloudy and overcast for the first day of
classes. The little students were sitting in their little chairs, chatting
happily. But duh , duh , duh something is wrong with this picture
! A mouse was running around stealing food ! Joking, joking. That
actually was happening, but something even more wrong was going
on. What's that ? OH MY GOD ! !
CRASH !
~ Fades to black ~
"Hey Harry."
"Hey Ron. Where were you ?"
"Just getting ready."
"For what ?!"
"First day of classes and all, I reckon."
"Did you have to wear that much cologne ?"
"Am I really ? Oh well."
"Yes, you are. * Muah * what can you do ?"
"Yup."
"Sit down, man. Relax."
Ron sat, but didn't relax. He looked as tense as ever.
"What's up ?"
"Hmm ?" He looked at Harry.
"Is something wrong ?"
"No " He trailed off, looking up at the staff table.
Harry passed him a seventh year schedule.
"Look, we have transfiguration first." Said Harry, glumly. He looked at
Ron, who was grinning broadly.
"That's not too bad." Said a very happy Ron.
"Whatever. I'm off to see Millicent."
"Alright." Said Ron, spaced out completely. Harry got up, and went
over to the Slytherin table, and sat down beside Millicent. Everyone
watched, with disgust, especially Hannah Abbot over at the Huffelpuff
table, as they began to chat nicely together. Everyone looked away,
because nothing of interest was going on. But then two sounds
happened at once. One was the sound of Harry planting a big,
smacking, wet kiss on Millicent, and the other was Hannah dropping
in a dead faint onto the floor.