A/n: Alalalalala!!!! Welcome to my story!!! Its probably gonna be one of the worst stories you'll ever read... . But still I hope you enjoy it. I thought to myself, I thought "You know what Sammykins? They don't have enough crappy Cirque Du Freak [or to some of you The Saga of Darren Shan stories." and this thought made me upset. So I decided I'd be a lame-o to tempt to write one. I hope you all enjoy my non-sensible story.Oh! And you shouldn't read it unless you've read at least the first 5 books of Cirque Du freak [so you know who characters are... and I want you to know that this doesn't go along with the story. Its just random things that pop up in my mind coming to life on…computer... I will also have 2 oc's. SO don't complain about it cuz I won't listen.

Tip of the Day: If anybody ever comes up to you and tells you that they are a man of few words, hand them a dictionary and tell them," Read this and maybe you'll get a bigger vocabulary."

Disclaimer: I do not own any Cirque Du Freak. [duh -.-

Our story takes place in Dark times. Well, dark for our poor poor main character Darren. Failing his Initiation, running away from death, watching poor Gavner die, watching the friend who betrayed him die, becoming a prince to save his life, and other such things made this dark time for him. And now... now he was off to find this Vampaneze lord. So, are story begins in the woods. Its night, its cold, there's a small fire yes, but itstoo small to bear much warmth. Mr.Crepsley, an old bat [not really with a long scar down his left cheek and a patch a orange hair, was sitting by the fire trying to warm his hands, muttering about"the damn cold." Vancha March, a big, dirty oaf with green hair and red sunburned skin, who reeked of old gym socks, was lying somewhat near the fire snoring like 15 grizzlies together. Then there was Harkat, a small blue-robed person, poking at the fire with a stick, looking at it threateningly as if he meant to do it harm. And last butof course not least, Darren, a young looking lad withmessy hair and an equally messy face watched as Mr.Crepsley complained.

"Damn fire. Back in my day fires were over fifty feet tall! And they weren't called 'camp fires' they were called bonfires!" Mr.crepsley complained, mostly to himself. Darren laughed quietly at his mentor. He wondered when Mr.crepsley started saying 'back in my day.' It seemed the old senile vampire was becoming more, well, senile!

"Back in your day? That's a new one." Darren thoughtaloud. He covered his mouth and looked at the old vampire. Mr.Crepsley hadn't heard him. Good.

Meanwhile!!!! A few miles [2.1 to be exact away...

"Kana!!! Ohhhhh Kana!!!KANA ANSWERME DAMMIT!" A purple-haired, green-and-blue-banged girl yelled at her sleeping friend. Seeing no reactions she picked up a punch bowl and threw it at her sleeping friend. Kana, the sleeping one, had green bangs and blue hair. She snored as Sam, the purple haired one,continued her annoyance and disturbance of sleep.

"Shut up or I'll cut you!" Kana threatened half heartedly. Taken aback, Sam moved away then shook her head. It was Saturday… Why was she trying to wake up Kana in the first place? The mere thought of Kana actually getting up made morose with the knowing that it was a lie.

"So that's how it is then… So that's how its gonna be!" Sam, acting on pure adrenaline which appeared out of no where, decided to pull a Margera. She found seven 10 ft long ropes, tied them to one another, hitched one end to the back of her jeep which was outside and another to the couch."It's wake up time, Kana!!!" She yelled as she started her engine then took off. The rope laid in a helpless heap for a moment then yanked at the sudden motion.

Kana, who was still a sleep on the couch, was soon dragged towards the window till then couch hit the wall beneath it. There was a bit of strain until the wall finally gave way. Dust and residue from the walls lingered in the air momentarily like dust or smoke. When it cleared, Sam hopped out of the jeep and looked back at Kana.

"So kana, did ya live through any of that?" Her voice was somewhat shaky from the fact that she actually drove her friend through a wall on a couch. Her eyes hovered over the couch. Kana, laid perfectly still breathing soft, deep breaths much like those of a sleeping person. Sam glared in frustration and stomped on the ground," Yeah fuck you too!" Kana sat straight up. And looked around happily but confused. "W-what happened to my house…" She slowly examined the residue on the ground, the broken glass, the dust from the wall, the fact that the house was now missing a wall, and lastly at Sam and her jeep. Realization dawned on her." We're renovating?! Awesome!!!" She looked around more happily this time then posed a question," How did the couch get outside…?"

Back with Darren…

"No…no please! Anything but that!" Mr.Crepsley lied comfortably by the fire asleep." Please… Not boo-boo.." The old vampire tossed a bit clinging to his cape and nuzzling his thumb with his nose as if tempted to suck on it but knowing it was childish. Harkat, who was too good for sleep, watched wishing he had a video camera. The wish for having one also made him wish vampires could be caught on film. Darren who had awaken from a twenty minute dose sat up and looked around. The first thing he saw was the sun. He thought about how he was going to miss the sun when he became a full vampire.

"You won't miss it all that much," said a hardy voice which jerked Darren back from the brink of having a day dream." You'll miss it at first. Of course, it's a harder thing to get used to. But in the end, we all grow weary of the sun."

Darren looked thoughtfully at the voices owner and nodded before asking," Vancha, if you grow weary of it, then why do you walk around in it." Vancha winked and smiled standing up from his makeshift bed.

"Aye, you've a point there." Vancha looked as if he was taking what Darren said into heart. There's was an awkward silence between the three awake.

Vancha broke the silence," I go out into the sun in hope to one day make our clan invulnerable by it. I suppose it makes us weary because we weren't created for sunlight. It would be nice to be able to see things in the shine of the sun now and again. As a vampire… It grows hard." Darren didn't fully understand what Vancha had just said but he didn't have enough time to ask. Vancha had rose and left again on his short day journey to end the sun poison.

"Darren," Harkat interrupted Darren's thoughts abruptly," Do you hear that?"

On the run since realization hit…

"Sorry about yer wall, Kana…" Sam said apologetically hoisting her back pack back up onto her shoulder. It had been thirty minutes since they 'wondered' off into the woods. Sam had explained, after five tedious minutes, that she hadn't been able to wake kana up and how the house wasn't really being renovated but how she had obliviated an entire wall single-handedly. But Kana was a bit thick headed and all she had heard was something about a couch that could fly and the Great Wall of China falling over into her yard.

"Its ok Sam." Kana said waving a hand in front of her face as if to rid herself of the horrible thought that the Great Wall of China had been big enough to hit her yard when it fell." Shit happens. We just better make sure we're far enough into the woods when the mother and father get home." Kana was right. Sam didn't need to hear twice how badly Kana's parents were. They'd skin her alive if they found out it was her fault kana had flown through the wall. In fact that's what happened to Kana's brother. Poor Markyy… He never stood a chance.

The woods they had retreated into were pretty bright as the sun shined brightly above. Sam had pulled out a camcorder and was recording the random paths [though there weren't any actual paths they took.

"Wouldn't it be crazy if we came to a clearing and there was all these little wooden stick figures hanging from the trees?" Sam laughed taping the canopy of the trees. A chill ran up her spin as she recalled the movie that had that in it.

"It would be a bit too 'Blair witch' for me" Kana replied stiffly not finding humor in the idea. Sam let the subject drop. Sam always had a weird sort of way of jinxing everything. And with their luck, and now that it was mentioned, they just might find surprises.

Shortly after that kana came to a halt in front of Sam. Sam, not noticing the sudden stop, ran into Kana knocking herself and Kana over. There was a loud thud as they met the ground.

"Ow…What's the deal Kana" Sam whined sitting up and rubbing her sore head. Kana sat up shortly after and looked around. A look of confusion and terror clouded her eyes. The look scared Sam." Kana, stop… yer scaring me..."

"I heard voices…"Kana's voice was shaky. Sam's eyes widened. Great, Sam thought, I just had to jinx us, didn't I.The two were dead silent for a moment. When they didn't hear anything they decided to get up and continue, crunching branches until the heard someone and went silent all over again.

"Darren," the voice said," Do you hear that?"

Darren and Harkat sat in silence for a few seconds. After the awkward silence Harkat pointed to a group trees and branches a few feet off, signaling that they should check it out. Slowly getting up they crept towards the trees. They moved surprisingly silent amongst the leaves and twigs on the forest floor. They carefully peeked around a tree spotting two strange girls. They weren't doing anything. Just sitting there listening. Darren stepped out from behind the tree and drew his sword.

"How are you and what do you want?!" He yelled poking the sword in the girls faces. One girl screamed while the other fell over and curled up in a ball. Harkat came out from behind the tree and stared at them.

"Darren," Harkat said somewhat quietly," I think…I think you scared them…" Darren, having also seen this pulled his sword back and re-sheathed it.

"I'm sorry. We didn't mean to scare you." He said staring at the unusual girls," How are you two?" Sam looked up at the guy. After screaming she had started rocking back and forth chanting to herself 'there's no place like home.' She now had stopped the chanting but remained rocking. There was shear fear in her eyes. It startled Darren, so much he almost felt ashamed of himself. He held out a hand."I'm not going to hurt either of you."

Sam nodded, not sure whether she believed him or not, and grabbed his hand. He helped her up then repeated his question," Who are you guys?"

Sam took a breath then hesitated before saying," S-sam. Sam Misugi. And t-this is Kanashii Akashino." He gave her a strange look before turning to the girl still curled into a ball on the ground.

"Is she gonna be alright?" Darren asked. Sam nodded and Darren laughed a bit." You two scared us a bit too. We thought you were…"He glanced at Harkat for approval of what he was saying. When Harkat shook his head Darren continued," Someone else. Anyways, I'm Darren and this is Harkat."

Darren pointed at the small person who waved at Sam. A small smile crossed Sam's face.

"Lovely names," she said before turning to Kana," Kana you bitch get up before I call an assassin to assassin yer ass!" Kana bolted up and dusted herself off

"No need!" Kana said quickly.

A/n: Sorry to end the first chapter so abruptly.
I should have the next chapter up soon. I hope you all liked it...