(Setting: Head student common room. Hermione sits curled up in chair reading book. Draco walks in.)

Draco: Granger. (Hermione ignores him.) Granger! Pay attention. (Takes book.)

Hermione: (Stands up, reaching for book) Malfoy give that back.

Draco: (Holds book up higher.) Make me.

Hermione: (Puts hands on hips.) If you don't I'll hex you into next Tuesday.

Draco: (Gives book back.) Okay fine, but you have to listen now.

Hermione: Fine. What do you want?

Draco: Well, I've wanted to do this for a while, but I've been really shy.

Hermione: Malfoy, is this going somewhere? Cause if it is get to the point.

Draco: Fine, but you're not allowed to hit me since you basically told me to do this.

Hermione: What are you- (Draco kisses her.)

Draco: (pulling away.) Well. (They look at each other. They kiss each other again.)

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