K-san-sama comes to the SGC and everyone gets a little confused. Enjoy it!
a K in SGC:
It was a normal day atb the SGC, the Tok'ra had come and gone, leaving Jacob with his daughter. Jack and Teal'c had been boxing, Teal'c winning of course, and there was an attack by the Goa'uld nearly destroying the world. Just an ordinary day at the SGC. Until a certain blonde manager walked in to the briefing room.
Jack looked up and his eyes widened in disbelief; standing in what appeared to be a special ops uniform, was a tall blonde man with a huge bazzuka resting over one shoulder and black sunglasses smoking a cigarette and smiling like the cheshire cat!
"LUCKY! I found the boss on the 57th try!" The man shouted in glee, hopping up and down happily. Hammond stood with a low sigh and smiled at the man.
"Claude Winchester, I presume?" He asked, already knowing of the
"Hai, watashi wa K-san!" Daniel coughed in the background.
"I think you mean 'boku wa K-san'....you just reffered to yourself as a girl."
"Hai hai! I know, I was testing you!" he said, and it was impossible to tell if he was lying. Jack stared, completely confused.
"For crying out loud, General! What in the nine hells is going on here!"
Hammond sighed yet again. "It seems Japan wishes to have him placed on SG-1. We said no at first, but this Tohma Seguchi, he has a very powerful influence in the government." K-san's face lit up at the mention of Tohma.
"Hai, Tohma is very powerful! He owns N-G Records, and an attitude worthy of a bitchy teenage girl" He was still smiling, oblivious that he was insulting Tohma.
Everyone just stared until something registered in O'neill's mind. "Wait one minute, did you just say this Tohma is the president of a record company?!" K nodded, confused as to what was wrong.
"N-G is much more influencial then you'd think, Jack." Daniel said, matter-of-factly. "I was there a few weeks ago and you can't go anywhere without seeing some sort og N-G product." Jack stared incredulously at the archeologist.
"Hai, I didn't really want to leave Shuichi and Hiro, but it was Tohma's orders. And I was so close to getting Yuki and Shuichi in bed! I had my camera ready too!" K said, obviously crestfallen. "They would have sold like hot cakes!" Daniel was staring at him in shock now.
"You mean, Shindo Shuichi? Of Bad Luck?!" At K's happy nod Daniel looked extatic. "So you're that crazy manager I heard about! The one that destroyed Disney Land a few weeks back!"
Once again Jack looked at K incredulously and scoffed, "How could one man....nevermind, I don't wanna know..." K had been staring at him with a very creepy yet pleased looking glint in his eyes.
"Yes, I have read about your rather...unorthodox tactics, and I have been given a firm warning about giving you anything bigger than a bazooka." K looked like he was pouting at this news but he suddenly smiled.
"Does that mean I can use a grenade launcher?" Jack finally smiled.
"I think I'll like you." He said nicely. Carter looked at Jack worriedly. 'Great, another one,' she thought and sighed.
Teal'c who had remained unnoticed until now stood up and walked over to k. "I am Teal'c." Is all he said, but K smiled again(had he ever stopped?).
"Nice to meet you! Sugoi! Sugoi! I like your gold forehead thingy!" All of a sudden K hugged Teal'c, Teal'c's eyes widened a fraction, and K proceeded to hop up and down with him.
Hammond sighed once again. "I feel a headache coming on..."
-- XD I don't take credit for this idea, it was Kiyami that thought it up and I started writing it. I hoe you like it & I hope I continue it! I'm sorry if K-san-sama's OOC, but I haven't read Gravitation in a while & his personality is hard to place. Enjoy!