Link and boat part 1: in to the enemy fortres 2 save zelda
Link and boat were on the water and they were bord because they had been sailing for five minutes strait and link said "boat I wanna kill things not sal"
Then boat said "okay we will kill things in a minute but right now u need to calm down coz were in enemy teritory"
Link looked up and saw a giant cassle and realized they were in enemy territory and started panicking becoz he was all out of arrow sand bombs so he cudnt save selda right now and was unprepared.
Then boat landed at shor and said 2 link "u have 2 go on without me because imam boat"
"okay" link said and turned around and went through the big scary looking door with teeth and red eyes and a monster standing infront of it
"what are you doing here?" the monster said before link could go through the door.
Then link killed the moster and went through the door.
In the cassle there were a lot of spikes and fire and shadow monsters and other monsters and link got scared but then he heard a voice in his head.
"link. Link this is boat. U there?"
"yeah boat im there"
"link u okay?" boat asked
"ye him okay"
"thatts good" boat said
"boat…" link said
"yes link?" boat asked
"boat im scared" link cried
"just keep killin things and youll be fine"
Then link walked through some rooms and killed some monsters until he came across a room that his sister was in.
"sister wat are u doing here? U are supposed to be with the piratse back ta home." Link said
Then lin's sister screamed and her eyes turned black and cried blood and she pulled off her mask and reveald tha tshe was actually the miny boss so link killed it and took the weppon in the chest behind it. Then link cried becoz he missd his real sister and mom and tetra and the other pirates and the pigs and potgirl and snotboy and grassdude and the fatlady and he never wanted to save Zelda anyway because he didn't know her.
Then boat came and said "link stop crying zleda has 2 be saved. Just to help u a little bit I will give u some arrows and bombs I found on the way here."
Then link went further through the cassle and fought more monsters. Then a giant monster that was guarding the boss key was tehre and he had to kill it to get the boss key.
"link u cant have the key becoz gannondof dosnt want u 2 have it" the giant monster said
"how about I bribe u? ill give u some rupes in exchange for it."
"okay"
Then the giant monster gave link the key in exchange for rupoes but link killed the monster anyway so that he could hav his money back and becoz he enjoyed killing monsters
Then insie gannondofrs lair link saw gannondorf and selda and link got mad because gannondorf was being a creep 2 zelda. "gannondorf stop doing that that is mean and u are mean becoz u kill people and take maidens"
"I no link but I cant help it becoz im evil and becoz im evil I will kill u right now" gannondorff growld
So then link treid to kill gannondof but he cudnt becoz he needed help so then zelda said "link I can help u becoz u have arrow sand bombs and u can give me ur arrows so that I can shot gannondorf"
"okahy" then link gave Zelda arrows and they both killed gannondorf and link took his hart and said 2 sedla "Zelda, times r bad becoz monsters, but now that gannondofr is dead things will get a little bit better for this place. I have to move on to a new place now so I gess this is goodby"
"wait link" Zelda said
"what"
"I love you" she was blushing
Link also blushed but he had to go save another rplace from evil and had no time for a love life. Then link went on top of boat and saild away into the sunset and Zelda was crying becoz he was so buetiful but he always had 2 risk his life and cudnt go home becoz the world needed saving all the time.
Stay tuned to find out what happens next