Green Stuff

by fears up side

Frodo puts woulf repelent in his pipe. second LOTR comedy fic!the moral of this storie is that somking is bad.oneshot.

'LOOK SAM a dancing koala,Frodo squaked. pointing at the kola

''Mr.Frodo you know as well as I do that there are no sutch thing as those in Middle Earth,''Sam said looking at Frodo like he lost his mind.

''Look Sam it can dance,Frodo said happily trying to mimic the animals movements.

''Frodo did you put the green stuff in your pipe agin this morning?''

''Yep!''

''How mutch did you smoke?''

Only a little,but then I found out that it tasted realy good on my eggs so I ate sum.The koala is flying away,''he said clapping.

''That stuff is for warding off preditors at night not for eating!!!!!!!!!!!''

''But it tasted so good.''

''Tell me why I agreed to help you destroy that ring agin.''

''Because you were bored and wanted out of the house so you said',I've got nothing better to do so I think I'll help save humanity.'Frodo quoted.

''Oh,I knew there was a good reason.''Then a dragon came up and ate them both.

''Frodo.''

''What Sam,''Frodo said grogoly rolling over in his sleeping bag.

''It was just a dream,''he said closing his eyes,''Frodo,don't ever toutch the woulf repelent ever.''

''What?Go back to sleep Sam.''

so what u think not to bad fr my second LOTR fic REVIEW PLZ!!!!!