PUMA!
It was a clear early Monday morning, the birds were tweeting happily as the sun rose to caress the world with its loving rays. Gaz Membrane awoke to the sounds of the cheerful birds that told her to say hello to another day. She rubbed her eyes and hopped out of bed sleepily and headed straight for her dresser. Opening it, she grabbed a brick and chucked it out her open window. Hearing the squawk of the once noisy bird, she hopped back into bed with satisfaction and cuddled back into the warmth of her blankets.
Just as she was falling back into the dreams of her strange mind, her Bloaty the Pig alarm clock went off, indicating it was time to get ready for another day at skool. With a growl, she grabbed it and chucked it out the window as well, hearing another squawk. Again, she attempted to fall back into her dream world.
"Gaz! Time to get up sweetie! You have quite an important day ahead of you!" Her father, Professor Membrane, appeared upon one of her flickering monitors in her room. She sat up to glare at her obnoxious father figure.
"But it's just another stupid day in this stupid world at stupid school with stupid Dib." Gaz retorted coldly. Her father gave a hearty chuckle her while appearing to be measuring some chemicals in tubes.
"Now, now, sweetheart, school is important for you, like SCIENCE! Now hurry up and get ready. Have fun at skool sweetheart." He told her, adding some ingredients from one tube into the other, resulting in an explosion. The image went fuzzy but she could still hear the sounds of something frothing and her dad yelling about the chemicals being unbalanced. "Got to go, honey!" And with that, the fuzzy images switched off.
She stared at it for a few seconds through her squinted eyes before hopping out of bed in her pajamas with wings upon the back of them. When she was finished dressing in her usual Goth-like attire and her purple hair was brushed into place, she went into the kitchen and headed straight for the Franken Chokies. However, when she picked up the box, she opened her eyes in anger, sending her glare at her older brother who sat at the table. Eating her cereal.
"DIB!" Gaz roared, going straight up to her brother who had jumped at his own name. "You ATE the LAST of the FRANKEN CHOKIES!"
"Oh, heheh, sorry about that Gaz. You see, I wasn't really thinking about it while I was coming up with this great plan on how to stop Zim with his next EVIL plan! Oh, it's going to be awesome! You see, I used these parts from—" Dib began to explain before Gaz cut him off.
"You don't think at all. And mark my words, Dib, when we get home from school, I'm going to make you wish I was never BORN! You're going to suffer, Dib, oh how you will suffer..." And with that, she made toast and ate it quietly at the table, next to her fear-shaken sibling. Gaz expertly flipped open her Game Slave 2 heading out of the house to begin the walk to the bus stop a few blocks off. Dib came running out the door to catch up with her, spotting his nemesis across the street heading the same direction.
"It's amazing you can run at all with that huge head of yours." Gaz said, without even looking up once from her Vampire Piggy Hunter game.
"Look! It's Zim! I just know he's plotting something evil with his—Hey! My head isn't big!" Dib cried, grasping his head. Gaz snorted and cleared another level in her game. Dib went back to focusing on his enemy, who hadn't noticed him yet. "ZIM!"
"What?" The green human-disguised alien looked around him, not seeing them across the street.
"ZIM!"
"What!"
"ZIM!"
"WHAT! Oh, it's just you, Dib monkey. What do you want, you FILTHY stink human?" Zim snarled, finally spotting Dib. Dib and Gaz had to cross the street to arrive at the bus stop, ending up next to Zim. Gaz still had not looked up from her game. Zim and Dib just stood there, glaring at each. The beeps from Gaz's GS2 were the only sounds anyone heard for several seconds.
"I'm on to you Zim! I'll stop you today, after school, once and for all! Soon, you'll be on a sterile dissecting table with all your alien guts strewn about you and scientist finding out everything about you and—" Dib spat at Zim until he was cut off by Gaz again.
"Your voice in stupid." Gaz coldly said. Her next comment dripped with venom that made even Zim shiver. "Remember... When we get home from school, you will pay for eating the last of the Franken Chokies. I will DESTROY you."
"I concur with your scary worm baby sibling. YOU AND YOUR BIG HEAD WILL MEET YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Zim howled, pointing at Dib's eyeball.
"My head is NOT big! Gaz! Don't you think you might be over reacting about the cereal? I said I was sorry! How about I buy you another box, all for yourself?" Dib pleaded. Gaz finally looked up from her game, giving her brother a look that made him jump back.
"No, Dib, this is the fourth time you've eaten up something that belongs to me. ME, DIB, ME! I will not let this go until I have my vengeance!" Gaz snarled.
Zim glanced at her through his lilac contacts, raising a green eyebrow as she went on a long rant of what she would do to Dib. Zim found her aura quite intriguing, wondering how such a small human can instigate so much fear. The alien rubbed his chin in thought. She was definitely different than any other human he had ever met. The bus finally showed up, though the two human siblings didn't seem to notice.
"Uh, your smelly human bus thing is here." Zim said quietly yet loud enough to interrupt their feud. Gaz turned back from her brother, who was in the fetal position shaking on the ground. The bus door open and Zim took a step back to allow Gaz to get on first, not out of courtesy, but out of fear of her wrath. She looked up at Zim, pondering his actions, before finally stepping on the bus.
Zim followed after her while Dib picked himself off the ground. The kids on the bus, as well as the bus driver were all staring right at him. He noticed that he had dropped his weapon he had been working on to finally stop Zim. He quickly scooped it up and put it in his baggy before hopping on the bus. Sitting in the front like he always did, he stoically received his daily torment as the other kids tossed paper and junk at his big head. Gaz sat several seats behind him and Zim sat right across the aisle from her. They continued their trek to the dreaded skool.
Author Notes: DOdodododODOdoDooDOODODodooODODoooOOOOooo! DOOM! Hehehe, k, no, whatever! So this is my first attempt at a ZAGR as well as just an Invader Zim fic in general. I looooooooove muffins. And pie. So please, PLEASE, review. Cus I'm makin' WAFFLES!
Next chaptery-thingy will have Zim and Gaz and Dib and maybe Gir at school! Or after school! It involves a bathroom! And a ray gun or something! And stuff! I NEEEEEEEEED FIVE REVIEWS PLEASE! Like Gaz needsher GS2.