Combat Carl was walking in a graveyard and out of nowhere the Alpha Cow came – out of nowhere! Suddenly their minds were merged and they became the Undead Combat Alpha Cow. However, the Hulk was in the mood for Undead Combat Alpha Burgers – and he ate them.
The poor Hulk felt bad for eating them and so he spit them out. They thanked Hulk for spitting them out. Then Hulk saw a chicken and decided to eat that instead. But, it was a living chicken. Hulk ate it anyway and made a violent noise, of dying chicken. He ate it and it made him go "pfffft". In more eloquent words: he farted.
THE END